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hmmmm, interesting, but how do you account for guys like Erik?

just remember - that list is ever changing

I love Spring, and green's my favorite color

A CNN reporter went to Israel to cover the fighting. She was looking for something emotional and positive and of human interest. Something like the man in Sarajevo who risked his life to play the cello everyday in the town square. In Jerusalem, she heard about an old Jew who's been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to the Wailing Wall and there he was! She watches him pray for about 45 minutes. When he turns to leave, she approaches him for an interview. "Rebbecca Smith, CNN News. Sir, how long have you been coming to the Wailing Wall and praying?" "For about 50 years." "50 years! What do you pray for?" "For peace between the Jews and the Arabs. For all the hatred to stop. For our children to grow up in safety and friendship." "How do you feel after doing this for 50 years?" "Like I'm talking to a fucking wall."

you dudes don't get it

necro's wimmin have issues...obviously

You're rude homie

Come get yur wimmin Erik, I'm done with em

It's all about ME

nice mangos

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A young woman bought a new Lexus, and returned to the dealership the next day, complaining that the radio didn't work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers. She drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time she'd say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she said, "Beatles!" she'd get one of theirs.... One day, another driver ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but she swerved in time to avoid him. "Asshole!" she yelled..... The French National Anthem began to play.

I've slept on it and changed my mind. KILL KILL KILL more blood and guts!!! Bring it on, I love the smell of napalm in the morning!

Dump the bitch. They're a dime a dozen. Been married four times and don't miss any of em'. oh, but I might add that it always helps to have an attorney in the family.

Thanks for nothing. Why weren't you giving me this advice a year ago? I was but you dudes only think with your dicks.

stay single and don't worry about it

Thankyou for the briefing Dr. Doolittle

blah, blah, blah

I think this whole fucking war stinks. I hate it. I hate Saddam and assholes like him that cause this kind of shit. I'm sick of this shit.

That's exactly why they are necessary though. Too many people want this to be a quick clean war, but it's not, and people should know the reality. If only it could be over soon. Bullshit, it's nothing more than cheap sensationalism. CNN-style reporting. I give Fox credit for not airing the POW footage.

Numbnuts, none of us wants to see those pictures. They're not necessary.

woohoo!!! ride my mustache

staple your sac to your leg