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minx said: are you going out of your way to get in trouble? trask said: I rest my case - spaz

spaz

Gosh, Trask. You must have a serious case of homophobia to not notice the 2 billion+ males in the world. So bad that you have to resort to staring at fat chicks and humping goats! Holy fuck, lad, go get some help! Listen-up you syphilitic piece of whale dreck...rim this masterpiece

numbnutz

Wouldn't know...I don't look at men, you homo.

Subaru Impreza Wgn. stripped down model = $16,000 new.

You know it's funny...the slim, nice looking women eat at the sprout shops and subway and shit. It's always the fat, disgusting, greasy, toothless, chin-whiskered, hoary monster slut bombs that stuff their triple-chinned, drooling pie-hole with a greasy gut bomb burger, fries and a 2 1/2 gallon diet Coke. I guess as long as that Coke is diet, they're okay.

yappin' people dogs that shit in my yard obese wimmin eating at a fast food joint taggers liberals rap kids with no manners or respect for anyone or anything too much rain men with weak handshakes allison's middle finger

I was up there the other weekend to party at the hut with Scot'teryx, and I notice they've installed the new auto-toilets. These high-tech self cleaning toilets come complete with rocking toilet seats and muzak. When you put your money in the coin slot, the door automatically opens (just like on Star Trek) and you step on a wet, freshly sanitized floor. In fact the whole toilet is sprayed with disinfectant after each use, which means the seat will be wet. Once you've paid your money you have 15 minutes to do the business, so you'd better be quick otherwise the door will automatically open and expose you to passing climbers. A lot of guys think they can use these toilets for free by sneaking in while someone else is leaving. DON'T DO THIS! These toilets are automatically cleaned after each use. If you don't pay, the toilet thinks it is empty and will clean itself while you are in there. Expect the toilet bowl to disappear into the wall while you are sprayed with disinfectant. This happened to Erik! Despite the warnings, these toilets are well worth a go. It's all part of the "Big Lou" experience.

When I first started climbing I simply took a 5 pound barbell and placed it between two fingers and lifted. You have to place your arm palm up on your thigh and lift it with just the two fingers without moving your wrist. The great thing about this is that gravity is pulling on the lower end making it harder to lift and you can place the weight between any two fingers. I must tell you, keeping your wrist straight is harder then you think but once you got you can move to a 10 pound weight . Right now I'm using an odd 8 pound plate weight on each individual finger, 30 reps 3 times. It really, really works, and I can like almost crack walnuts with just two fingers. As an aside; my masturbation technique has improved immensely too.

Did you know that in early Gaelic, "trask" means "great lover with very large penis"?

jim has them! though not sure on quanity or price. remember 3/8" x 2 1/4" stainless minimum i'll flash your project and then flash your old lady!! my old lady would lick your balls

Thanks Erik. Know the best place to buy some bolts too? I'm thinking on bolting a couple new routes at Index this weekend.

Can anyone tell me what is considered a good price for 3/8 inch SDS drill bits? I found a place online that has them for $8 which seems to be cheaper than normal but I don't really know if this is a good deal or not... any advice??

That's disgusting. Go to your room.

My next car is going to be a Ford Excursion with an 8" lift kit and the biggest gas motor they offer.

amateur move. shoulda just started with diesel. like a v10 ram pickemup truck. mandatory to start it and let it idle every morning for 45 minutes to smoke out your neighbors. No diesels for this child. I'm not driving anything that's so damn loud I have to shut it off at the Mickey D drive-up window to place my order. Besides that, they stink.

I just took the cat. converters off my truck. Now I can really pollute. Fuck the environment.

suck the farts outta my ass

yep, that's the exact phrase my 7 th. grade kid uses. you fit right in with the middle schoolers fda.

dfa

Excuse me. Now go have another glass of urine and fuck off cunt.

Evidently, because I keep cashing payroll checks.

I fuck off most of the day.

Chicks dig me. There's plenty of me to go around, girls. Come and get it.