My truck gets shitty mileage, pollutes like a bastard, intimidates small cars due to it's height, is noisy as hell with glass packs, takes a push in the ass to help a chica into the seat, has cum stains on the seat cover, beer stains throughout and has enough seeds on the floor to start a grow operation. What's not to like?
I'm proud to be in the NRA, and a card carrying Redneck Sumbitch. Anybody don't like it can kiss my ass.