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Why don't you shut the fuck up you hippy piece of shit. I'm going to hunt your fat ass down and gut you like a fish. Die bitch

If the shizzy isn't tagged with the Captain Caveman logo, it ain't squat. If XXX or Ray Borbon avatars want to make death threats or piss up someone ass, it just dosen't carry the charm of the Cpt. Cavvy avatar. Sorry, it's not about the person, it's about the avatar.

I'll by it only if your old lady gives me a blow job.

An American, a Dutchman and a Frenchman are all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze when, all of a sudden, Saudi police rush in and arrest them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they are all sentenced to death! However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, they are able to successfully appeal their sentences down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheik decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik announced: "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping." The Dutchman was first in line, he thought for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. When the punishment was done he had to be carried Away bleeding and crying with pain. The Frenchman was next up. After watching the Dutchman in horror he said smugly: "Please Tie two pillows to my back." But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again and the Frenchman was soon led away whimpering loudly (as they do). The American was the last one up, but before he could say anything,the Sheik turned to him and said: "You are from a most beautiful part of the world and your culture is one of the finest in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!" "Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness", the American replied. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes." "Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave". The Sheik said with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. "And your second wish, what is it to be?" the Sheik asked. The American replied: "Tie the Frenchman to my back."

are you nutZ? Belushi is KING

Those people have ruined any possible chance at all of surviving the day in Hooterville.

Caveman can suck my dick He always liked to.

don't drink the bong water

I like firm, medium tits, about a 36 C, and nice suckable hummits. A fine, firm ass with no zits ain't too shabby either.

Greg, some of the heifers at the Roadhouse were asking about cha last night. Seems you made quite the splash a few nights ago.

who dreams up this shit anyway? eat out, butt fuck and get loose.

At the start of the course you were told no one can miss any class without 1st making arrangements to do a makeup at another branch. You were told this. You were told this. You were told this. Is this your 1st encounter with rules being enforced? Everyone sees going in what a rules-based organization the Mtnrs are. If you think you got burned, you went into the deal with eyes wide shut. From the way you write, I bet your personality didn't help you any. Probably none of them really wanted to go climbing with your sniveling, petulant attitude. A7U, shove it up your ass motherfucker mountie piece of shit.

squeeze them like the zits they are

...at the Copa...Copacabana...

that's what I run at the moment (although it's soon to belong to someone else cause of my STI) and it's been my most favorite of all the cars and trucks I've had over the years. Subaru really engineers shit and builds 'em to last. The boxer engine is tit.

they're all premature ejaculators and bull dykes

As an employer, I'd pass on hiring women with obvious tattoos or piercings. Hey, it's a free country and I can hire who I want. You youngins' might want to consider your acceptance in the professional field before you plaster shit all over your arms, legs, and face. If you want to sling hash at the local choke and puke, no big deal.

I'll be pissing on the log.

I believe some of the replies seemed somewhat condescending. Especially the "this winter" and log deal. I wasn't too concerned about what it was like last spring either. I beleive I was more concerned if the snowmelt had been so much that the log crossing might be scary and dangerous if you fell into the water or even if the water was so high it might cover the log partially.. Also some comments seemed genuine. It's pretty obvious to me. Your attitude blows. Since you're a troll, I'll just consider the source. Go suck your dick.

patchouli alpineK your my new hero...after rat of course! You know Kurt, I've heard a lot about, but have never smelled that stinky oil...does that make me a "good ol' boy"?

Lick a nipple for me!

you'd dip the stick; admit it

tongue my pooper, infidel