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You guys are approaching this all wrong. Don't mention that you're a climber unless you're a pro. You die on the mountain and the family just says this was the first time climbing for you and that they told you not to try it. They play dumb to the whole thing.

yeah right - go gum some nutZ

10 @ 2 - 2 @ 10 "you still here?"

Nupe, not as smooth. My hawg is full of massive ridges and is about 25% larger than that wanker's. Haven't you seen my movies?

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)." HUSBAND: (makes audible groan). WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." WIFE: - - - silence - - - HUSBAND: "Shit"

Truly outstanding. I'd get one if I could stand the pain.

press for test

I see you've managed to vote for yourself - twice

Tell them you've always wanted to be a mailman.

I prefer a pair of these for summer Notice the Kevlar cup for encounters with Glaskowtits' boot

Very nice, as always take notes, Scot'teryx

Dude ain't been eatin' his Wheeties

climb nekid

$100 well spent - I'll look ya up after graduation.

Muffy, the best blow jobs I've had are from the Korean masseuse's - You go Girl

No shit. If I see ya, I'm taking and posting pictures at cc, and I'll never let ya live it down. underwear fags

Well, I wouldn't want to bore a Plab fag like you anyway. Don't you have some meat whistle to slobber on? Bye Bye

I've been getting my numbers from the entrance

so is jb

How about Scutts in Everett for a pint?

Then I implode, never to be heard from again.

not invading other countries would be a start .... meow

I go where I want, pole smoker.

Actually, ExtremoMtFag's motto would go more like - "Here I wait at the truck stop, for some ex-cons to stop by and let me hum their chubsticks." Bwahahahaha whatta fag

Nice outfit AssEyes. You pick that up at the Richard Simmons bum-shaping seminar in Bellevue last year? Bwahahaha, whatta fag.