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allthumbs

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  1. Ah Ha!!!! I knew it. Erik is a bopper. Bwahahaha
  2. Doofus, if you tell the truth the insurance is too fucking high to afford, and you go without anyway. Doh I say lie - it's the American Way
  3. The fuckers cleaned out Port Susan Bay all last winter. They've been gone a couple months now and finally the season opened for us Whites. Now the cocksuckers are back out there cleaning up on the crab and stealing our pots. I'm fucking really pissed. My .308 will JUST reach.
  4. he and Elvis appear to use the same tailor
  5. 29% gay the beastiality test is next, and considering how many of you feel about goats ...............
  6. You guys are approaching this all wrong. Don't mention that you're a climber unless you're a pro. You die on the mountain and the family just says this was the first time climbing for you and that they told you not to try it. They play dumb to the whole thing.
  7. yeah right - go gum some nutZ
  8. 10 @ 2 - 2 @ 10 "you still here?"
  9. Nupe, not as smooth. My hawg is full of massive ridges and is about 25% larger than that wanker's. Haven't you seen my movies?
  10. WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)." HUSBAND: (makes audible groan). WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." WIFE: - - - silence - - - HUSBAND: "Shit"
  11. Truly outstanding. I'd get one if I could stand the pain.
  12. press for test
  13. I see you've managed to vote for yourself - twice
  14. Tell them you've always wanted to be a mailman.
  15. I prefer a pair of these for summer Notice the Kevlar cup for encounters with Glaskowtits' boot
  16. Very nice, as always take notes, Scot'teryx
  17. allthumbs

    UEFA Cup Final

    Dude ain't been eatin' his Wheeties
  18. climb nekid
  19. $100 well spent - I'll look ya up after graduation.
  20. Muffy, the best blow jobs I've had are from the Korean masseuse's - You go Girl
  21. No shit. If I see ya, I'm taking and posting pictures at cc, and I'll never let ya live it down. underwear fags
  22. Well, I wouldn't want to bore a Plab fag like you anyway. Don't you have some meat whistle to slobber on? Bye Bye
  23. I've been getting my numbers from the entrance
  24. so is jb
  25. How about Scutts in Everett for a pint?
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