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allthumbs

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  1. hey, you dudes diddle whoever ya want. i got my preferences.
  2. Are you afraid of small women with bald heads too? Or is it that she should could take you on in any debate? Well hell, most wimmin can take me in a debate, 'cause they refuse to STFU. Skinhead chicks don't turn my crank...'bout that simple.
  3. you must have me confused with FDA
  4. yeah, that's 'bout what I expected you'd say - pussy
  5. FDA, I've got some Glyphosate with your name on it.
  6. I would've given her a titty twister and introduced her to Jake the one-eyed trouser snake.
  7. Come get some FDA, you goddamn wisenheimer
  8. Me and a couple drunken honyaks ran the Vietnamese off this winter. We ran circles around their boats and fucked with their crab pots. They got wise and shortened the bouy lines to keep the pots bouys under water, but we took GPS fixes on the bouys and cut the fuckers at night. They finally gave up and left for good. We dump straw bales off the Hat Slough Bridge on the Stilly River.....it totally fucks up the Indian nets, and then Jimbo burned up their fiberglass skiff that they left on the river bank. All in all, some good clean fun. trask
  9. Real men like Greg and I like our coffee like we like our wimmin; hot and black.
  10. she'd be on unpaid leave until expert marksman qualified, if it were my show
  11. allthumbs

    Reptile Zoo

    Seems like every time I saw the apes at the Woodland Park Zoo, Bobo was shoving his thumb up FiFi's ass and then licking it. Shit
  12. sobo say - What I think put me over was when I answered truthfully about the 3-some when a buddy and I did his wife from both ends. Ohhhh, rotiserie...which end did you get?
  13. Jesus, you and j_b take all the fun outta life
  14. must be, Catturd is lying again
  15. I might consider it Scott, but only if you agree to be my guide. Bwahahahaha
  16. Ah Ha!!!! I knew it. Erik is a bopper. Bwahahaha
  17. Doofus, if you tell the truth the insurance is too fucking high to afford, and you go without anyway. Doh I say lie - it's the American Way
  18. The fuckers cleaned out Port Susan Bay all last winter. They've been gone a couple months now and finally the season opened for us Whites. Now the cocksuckers are back out there cleaning up on the crab and stealing our pots. I'm fucking really pissed. My .308 will JUST reach.
  19. he and Elvis appear to use the same tailor
  20. 29% gay the beastiality test is next, and considering how many of you feel about goats ...............
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