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hell, yeah

I went wake boardin' the other evening. No wet suit; just lots of liquor.

no way bubba fox=fair and unbiased reporting

WASHINGTON, DC—Unveiling its newest weapon in the fight against terrorism Monday, the Department of Homeland Security announced the deputization of Rufus, a big ol' mongrel ornery enough to make Al Qaeda think twice about carrying out an attack against the U.S. "Rufus here has one wild hair up his ass 'bout most everything," said Homeland Security Director Tom Ridge, as he introduced the dog, a Rottweiler-pitbull-Doberman mix, to the White House press corps. "But I got a feelin' Rufus has a 'specially wild hair to fetch him up some of them Ay-rab terrorist types." "Don't you, boy?" added Ridge, yanking hard on Rufus' choke chain as the dog barked and jumped to nip at his face. "Huh? I said don't you, boy? Hell, yeah!" Attorney General John Ashcroft applauded the announcement, praising Rufus for his commitment to fighting terror, as well as for his unswerving loyalty to Ridge. "No one can touch Rufus 'ceptin' Tom," Ashcroft said. "He plumb loves Tom. And he don't always growl at me no more since I done okayed his appointment and give him scraps of my beef jerky. But I sure as hell ain't goin' to try and pet him, on account of I need that hand to wipe my ass." trask In other news – Rumsfeld Makes Jerk-Off Motions As Powell Speaks At Cabinet Meeting

don't take it so hard Flash your Communist party wasn't involved heil !!!!!!

looks to me like he just soiled his drawers

looks like Ice Ice Baby to me

I'd ask Beck or Crackbolter. They're the experts on this shit.

I just remember the mountie chicks all had hairy armpits and weren't too damn pleasant to look at. I was 'sposed to carry the tent and another choad I didn't know carry the poles and shit. He turned out to be a whinny crackbaby and I couldn't bring myself to share a fart, let alone a tent with him. Those fuckers suck all directions.

i'll look ya up soon. don't want to divuldge a day and time as my many enemys are gunnin' for me. hehehe

I figured on bringin ya a half rack of Scuttlebutt amber ale. Nice shit, and brewed on the waterfront in Everett. go figure.

you da man. when should i come to see ya?

This is huge news. The times is considered one of the most trusted news outfits in the world. Now they've printed a 14000 word "apology" admitting many of the biggest articles in the last several years were all lies. http://www.nytimes.com/2003/05/11/national/11PAPE.html "The widespread fabrication and plagiarism represent a profound betrayal of trust and a low point in the 152-year history of the newspaper" I knew it all along...those lying liberal bastards...business as usual

hey crackbolter, if i bring in my once helios coat, now cut-off arm vest can you choads sew on some shit on the armholes? there's only a single seam there now.

gotta ff helios jacket that i never took along cause it was more than needed. just cut off the sleaves and now it's a vest. no charge

I was a Seattle mountie during the summer of 70. I signed up for a 10 day climbing trip in the Glacier Peak area. You know, the std. shit.... Glcr. Pk., Bonanza, Clark, Ten Peak, that stuff. After the first afternoon with those fucks I had had enough. Hitler was a nicer guy than the wank that led our group. I said fuck this and bailed from the group and ended up sorta circumnavigating Glacier for shits and giggles by myself. Had a great week alone and got some thoughts together. Fuck the mounties.

ring, ring, back to class children, recess is over

go play with your tard

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What the hell is Unity Music? Is this more of your Communist shit?

Was watching Jerry Springer one night and he had this fat chick on that let some wank puke all over her head. She supposedly had an orgasm.

Phuck

you got two broken legs?

you're right. your site sux

Correct me if I'm wrong, but is this Pilgrim fucking the jug?