WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" 
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" 
  
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?" 
HUSBAND: "Of course I do." 
  
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" 
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again." 
  
WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)." 
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan). 
  
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" 
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" 
  
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" 
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." 
  
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" 
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." 
  
WIFE: - - - silence - - - 
HUSBAND: "Shit"