allthumbs

very profound

In San Francisco, CA (where else?) after a recent election, the election supervisor was fired after several ballot boxes were discovered floating in the bay. The supervisor filed suit to be reinstated based on (what else?) racial discrimination, vis-a-vis... she is (ahem) colored and the election commission isn't. But wait, it isn't really about racism. Her employee medical package was paying for her lesbian girlfriend to have a sex change and getting fired put the financial burden on her instead of the taxpayers. Let me see if I've got this straight; the lesbian who enjoys the feel of another woman's thighs pressed firmly to either side of her face (because she doesn't like men) wants her girl friend to have a dick built (that can't be used to breed with) so she can be properly fucked by a man who isn't a man??? And this medical package pays for sex changes, but not birth control, but will pay for Viagra, but not Minoxidil! hn

any man that would say, "Ewwwwwww" is a fag. that's a chick's word. grow a pair, Alex

wow, I agree with j_b - will wonders never cease?

knock it off hosers, it's no spray day

Oops, my bad

$20 obo - owner to be determined

Nope, nada, ain't gonna happen

From England I hear of a lady on the way to attend a theater performance who was accosted with the snarl, "What innocent, helpless creature had to die so that you could wear that fur coat?" Answer, "My mother-in-law."

groucho would disagree Rob

GET A LIFE LOSER

Ryland, Sorry...like you, I'd opt to celebrate your friend's life in whatever way YOU deem appropriate. Fuck tradition and those that don't walk to the beat of a different drummer. Follow your heart. - trask

How do you feel about camouflage in the mountains? Does it make you nervous to encounter someone dressed in camo? Part of the low impact philosophy is avoiding colors that shout "Over here, I'm camping over here!" from a mountain range away. But camo is really taking things a step further towards invisibility -- verging on deceit, when it comes right down to it, some think. Also, it has a definite association with a particular political point of view that is historically different from the recreational climbing and backpacking crowd.

best thing for ya maybe now you'll get a clue loser

I hope you wear a condom.

whenever I flop my schlong out on the bar, the barmaid slings an extra green bean in my bloody mary.

Trask??? Is that you??? Or perhaps just a like-minded twin..... Nupe, how're those big knockers hangin there Newtits? Gettin any action lately? Woof Woof

whatever, but only a hippie would put a fuckin cherry in a martini

that's brutal and wrong vodka martini with olive

huh?

Pillow talk .... blechhhh

too many wimmin = hen party

simple solution - hire someone to drive you to site, and don't sleep at campgrounds or trailheads. Next

FART

why did i read this shit? - i'm waaay dumber now