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On second thought... maybe I sold out too cheap. Make it a half-rack of PBR.

I'd do it for $20 bucks and a six-pack of PBR

or leave the little girl unattended by the pool and let her drown. That's not the least of it. When you buy pot you're supporting terrorism. I didn't even know El Quaeda were ganja farmers until I saw that ad.

To do the standard NE Ridge of Foraker you climb Crosson anyway and then continue up the ridge. The best way to get to the north side would be to get flown in there.

Whatevah. Schmidts is always in season.

A couple buddies of mine from Montana clmbed that shit a couple years ago. Maybe that was the one year it touched down.

tell him alpinists don't get laid much. but then again neither do boulderers or crag monkeys. Maybe he should take up a nice sport like raquetball.

Duh. I mean, is it in?

Anyone got the beta?

This girl we were hanging out with in the Ruth Gorge always had one of those things clipped to her harness. My ignorant partner asked her "hey is that funnel for filling water bottles and stuff?" I was like "dude, you are such an idiot."

I hit that one day in waist deep fluff. It was bitchin to say the least.

go swimming right after I ate

I'd blow shit up

Sidewinder's a rather committing 10b as I remember. OLD school 5.9.

Spring skiing in the Bitterroot, we did a "first descent" linkup from the backside of St. Mary's peak down and out Kootenai Canyon. There was a recently thawed lake in the middle of this big snowy bowl. Towards the bottom I tucked and picked up lots of speed and hydroplaned right over the lake. It was rad

I thought it was the classis sandbag 10a. Though I didn't think it was too devious, just rather sustained.

As your attorney, I advise you to drink heavily.

None of this would have been necessary if the American who got the shit kicked out of him by a couple teenagers wasn't such a pussy.

I make sure to burn the petuli oil of brotherly love incense and make sure my rasta knit-cap is properly situated on my dreads.

I've found its just easier to rap the route on Town Crier or Green Drag-on. You can bail from anywhere on Heaven's Gate, so its no big deal. Plus the first pitch is overhung and under a roof so it stays dry.

Yup. Dangling Woo Li AND all the other lines at Bighorn Humping Grotto are rad. IF you can find it

Illusion Dweller (10a), Touch and Go (10a), EB GB's (10d), Fantastic Voyage (10d).

Saw you guys up there. We were getting rained off Heaven's Gate. Y'all must not have gotten back to your truck till late, b/c we were drinking beer in the parking lot until dark and didn't see you.

Triple C's (almost in)

Hiking up Rat Creek would be a bee-atch in winter. If there's lots of snow, breaking trail would suck ass and if not, hiking through partially covered talus would suck even more. Why not just hike or 'bile up the road?