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quote: Originally posted by erik: one thing this picture makes me wonder about, is over the years bringing large amounts of beer to the crag has always caused the fight as to who carries it. and obviously there is also the the question on foam reduction after a serious hauling session. maybe we need a guide to beer in the backcountry....tread light drink heavy!! i appoint specialed to investigate this subject and report back with findings..... Research is under way to develop a special "keg harness" for big wall keg hauling purposes. Beer as the only supply on a big wall is very practical. You combine all of you sustenance needs (fluids and carbohydrates) into one easily digested substance for all day long use, not just breakfast, and it gives you the confidence for the scary A4 pitches.

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quote: Originally posted by Ropegun2002: Dude, you have way to much time on your hands. That is totally red-neck trailor park stuff. Do you have all of your teeth? Whatever holmes, dogs humpin is funny. [ 04-30-2002, 02:22 PM: Message edited by: specialed ]

quote: Originally posted by freeclimb9: climbing booty I can't even see her booty

Hyperspace is all dry, except for the crux offwidth feet dangling slit. Its wet but suprisingly still doable.

Did anything constructive come out of your conversation with tool's supervisor Matt?

You shoulda seen the labtops, digital cameras, movie screens, and other assorted high-tech gadgets that dude had in his truck. But, of course, no money to improve trails or services. Funny 95% of Forest Pass proceeds probably goes to enforcing the Forest Pass laws and paying for the tool's silly toys.

Nice Matt! I think Special Officer Fuson will be getting a letter from me as well. Do you know, is it illegal to occupy a vehicle in a NW Forest Service Pass parking lot without a permit? Or do you have to leave it unattended to be in violation?

Big black beers are OK. But after climbing I like a lighter beer. Maybe a pilsner or light ale. This weekend I had a Modelo Especial it was a Mexican beer.

I hangdogged this weekend And I wasnt even at Smith

Larry the Tool Sucks!!!Larry the Tool Sucks!!! Larry the Tool Sucks!!!Larry the Tool Sucks!!! Larry the Tool Sucks!!!Larry the Tool Sucks!!!

quote: Originally posted by sk: Ever heard of Pan??? Greek god of all you boys love. Sexy hunneys, mind altering herbs, he liked to Party. Half goat. NO accident. Plus he could Climb like a goat.... Hmmmm does the KTK have a logo??? Maybe you should..... The KTK was framed for a crime they didn't commit, and are always on the run from the law. They are mercenaries for hire - they help out the people nobody else can help. Half the time they don't even bother to charge for their services. If you're in trouble, maybe you can find...The KTK. No logos the KTK doesn't even officially exist

quote: Originally posted by sk: so what? I'm not allowed my own sick sense of humor? is yours for sale or something kidletts look at me wierd when I laugh out loud at the computer.... it's been a SLOW day Sick sense of humor? As if. Trask: what you mean is you're going to Canada to chase mad dogs and wear skirts. Get it straight bro.

The hip thing is a chain from your pierced scrotum to your tongue ring. But its not as hip as the puppy porno cam.

quote: Originally posted by gapertimmy: dude, today fucking sucked big smelly arse. I forgot to turn on the puppy cam on perhaps the most needed day (sierra is in heat, and although the fatty chinook has no nuts, he still nows how to do his motion ) and work has chubbed a butt also, pube club tonight fosheezy porno puppy cam That's entertainment!

quote: Originally posted by dyno merchant: I just looked at the smoots "work in progress" bouldering guide on his web site. Wow!!! Boulderers unite and show the world that we aren't caught in the seventies!!! (check the guide on his site to see what I'm talking about) Please send him photos and info so that we can step into the year 2002!!!!!!! You've got it backwards choad merchant. Boulderings about as 70's as Britney Spears. Just like Britney its a hip new fad that just won't be hip in a couple years. Y'all will be moving onto something else like piercing your scrotum or sumthin.

Really not that funny and definetly not deservant of Maybe:

The outdoor market in Europe is a lot larger than in the US. Higher demand = lower prices. That is obviosly more advantageous for European manufacturers and retailers b/c they can cross over into the North American and undercut the market price for goods here. Maybe American manufacturers need to exploit the European market more therefore expanding their market - lowering prices for us as well making more profit for themselves.

Check out TNF's new alpine action suit:

go for the "RussianSchoeller" - polyester dress pants from Goodwill. Cut off to desired length. non cotton stretch hardcore alpine wear. Second Ascent also has good deals clothes and shit.

Grow some balls and solo or go play with your balls solo????? [ 04-25-2002, 11:37 AM: Message edited by: specialed ]

GO SONICS!!!!GO SONICS!!!!GO SONICS!!!!GO SONICS!!!!GO SONICS!!!!GO SONICSGO GO SONICS!!!!SONICS!!!!!!!!GO SONICS!!!!GO SONICS!!!!

quote: Originally posted by jkrueger: and anyone who takes my picture without asking. You wanted by the FBI? Operation Candyman?

Y'all missed a good time. 75 cent burgers, beer, and biker chics. Alki Taverns the bomb, pube club should be there every week.