specialed

Bong smoker Gremlin?

quote: Originally posted by Crackbolter: "Right now, Leavenworth climbing has no moral conscience. I am suggesting that one be developed. From your comments I can only conclude that your reasoning only goes as far as " more bolts are better" or "it is ok for anyone do drill anywhere". You are welcome to add your opinions toward the development of a "conscience", especially if it goes further than "you suck"." I will keep an eye out for you on lead turtling up a 5.5 trad route and then my partner will simulclimb past you clipping your gear as we go and then when we get to the top we will be sure to knock a couple of baseball sized trundlers while peeing down that 5.5 you so aestheticially shall ascend. Did I mention after you go home there will be nice rap anchors every 20 feet so I don't have to carry so much rope? I will solo past you simul-turtling up 5.5 and poop down upon you from great heights so I don't have to carry so much weight [ 04-17-2002, 04:37 PM: Message edited by: specialed ]

That must have been him because it was a pillar, not "the ground" we saw him hit. It looked like he nailed it pretty good but I guess not. And he did have an orange helmut, atleast it looked orange.

Canadian Rockies. I've never been in the summer but I'm goin'. Alpine Ice, long days solo on moderate alpine rock, long, difficult adventurous bolted routes. And go to the Bugs. And do the FA's like Dru says. Yeah Dog!

Oh yeah... Chris were you the one teaching the mtneers at Tieton last weekend? We pulled up across from Royal Arches Sunday morning looked up and the first thing we saw was a gaper in the mtneers group with an orange helmut take a big old ground fall. So much for safety first and that mountaineer bullshit. Too funny, oh well... [ 04-17-2002, 02:45 PM: Message edited by: specialed ]

Too bad not going to L-worth this weekend. Would be a serious Booty Call Sunday eve.

We ran into a guy there last weekend who was camping by the river. In the night a bigass tree fell and blocked him in, hee hee. He flagged us down and we got out and looked at the situation, realized the tree was really heavy, said sorry and got back into our rig and drove away and went climbing. Moral of the story: always bring a chainsaw and/or AlpineK with you when you go climbing.

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qb] Ed I hope you have an operators manual for that. Untrained use can result in stains on the sheets, stains on the pant leg, embarrasment, pregnancy, and disease.[/QB] Well I've managed to avoid the pregnancy and disease part so far(as far as I know anyway).

I'd rather sleep in a suby with five chicks than with one Ray Borbon too.

My favorite's the beater with the neon "Pretty Cool, huh?" bumper stickers. Straight Spanaway stilin'

Rachel Babkirk smokes crack!!???

quote: Originally posted by fern: Lynn Hill may be a better climber but I have a bigger rack Lynn Hill may be a better climber than me too but I have a penis.

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What's the hardest thing about eating vegetables? The wheelchairs!

No its all open. Watch for RangerRick giving out parking tickets if you don't have your lame pay to play ass sticker.

IT IS CLOSED, NEXT TIME DO A SEARCH!

That 10c slab route to the left of givlers crack at l-worth. That shit has some skeery sections. Have to have some reassuring talks with yourself before commiting to those difficult fairly runout moves. EEE!

No its Rock and Rock. A mag about smoking crack and climbing.

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quote: Originally posted by erik: quote:Originally posted by specialed: How can anyone possibly claim one person is the "best rock climber in the world," yet the mags do it all the time CUZ THEY HAVE YET TO MEET ME!!! Yeah I heard The latest issue of Drinking and Climbing is doing a big feature story / profile on you.

How can anyone possibly claim one person is the "best rock climber in the world," yet the mags do it all the time

2nd Set Pembroke Pines, Fl. ?-?-'77. Terrapin>Wharf Rat>Morning Dew. Jerry had some extra good smack that night.

Looks like popular vote goes to Ballard, but since Tacoma has double the electorate votes as Seattle or the Eastside (don't ask me why) as defined in the CC.com constitution, Alki wins the poll. So much for democracy, but its the American way homes.