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No way, I really liked that one pic of the flow chart demonstrating the use of logo and sales to drive corporate earnings. The violet hues of the third box really offset the pie chart nicely. It really embraces the design concept of "the rule of thirds." Maybe someday if I keep practicing I can create an image as moving as that one.

Well, depends on how cute he is... kidding. Damn Muffy why do keep fuckin up our deluded view of reality? I was quite enjoying my fantasy of imagining Lynn Hill II growing up to be a hottie climbing babe like her mom, now I have to console myself with my Brittany Spears life size blow up doll.

I've never climbed in super cold weather with leathers but from what I've heard and read, modern insulated leather boots and hybrids like the Scarpa Alpha are warm as hell. However, most of those dudes who have spent mad time in Alaska like Twight, House, et al. still swear by plastics and I would to. Its just a lot harder to fuck yourself with plastics and its nice to have a liner you can wear at the bivy and in your bag. The deal is to get some custom Raichle Thermoflex liners (not the ones for ski boots, but the ones specifically designed for plastic mountaineering boots) they run about $150 and are half the weight and about twice as warm as standard liners.

What do you do? Are you the appointed head of George Bush's Washington State Environmental Task Force?

I was moss definetly lichen it.

Put down the Internet Explorer, stop spraying, AND GET BACK TO WORK!!!

Bring goggles.

Fuck that. That's awesome for Lynn Hill. She's probably accomplished everything she wants in the realm of climbing and now wants to take on another adventure. Good for her. Besides, her daughters probably going to be hot as hell and crank down like a mutha fucka in 20 yrs.

I hear Black Diamond is going to stop making Camalots and only focus on crash pads and hacky-sacks. Apparantly there's just not much demand any more.

Climber = Broke Dirtbag Why do you think we invited you?

3 1/2 yrs old... perfect size! "Now you just stay there and don't move if I fall, dammit!"

"sorry -- that won't work for either of us -- we like to talk too much to be gagged!" Oops, sorry I didn't explain that one... the gag is only for Allison.

We don't wear our climbing harnesses to pub club, however a dress code (as exeplified in this visual aid) is strictly enforced

Slider Nuts belong in everyone's clean aid bag of tricks. They I've got tons of antique hexes, nuts, tube chocks, and other goofy ass shit lying around. I don't use it, its just good for a laugh every now and then. My oldest piece of gear I still use is my flourescant speckled Boucher chalk bag.

I hear Pope and Dwayner are going to grow mulletts this summer so they can do FMA's - First Mullett Ascents. Although I'm sure a lot of routes saw MFA's in the 80's.

Hyperspace on Snow Creek Wall - would give new meaning to the term PRESSURE CHAMBER.

Please post notice far in advance of your nude ascents so I can avoid the area. Thanks

Fuck just go skiing, watch good skiers, and figure it out yourself. Forget paying anyone good money. Learning yourself is the fun part. Though, if I was in Washington last weekend I would have gone skiing with you. Wouldn't have passed up chicks, beer, and skiing.

Skiing's not that hard, just point your skis down the hill and wiggle your butt.

I saw ninja martial arts climbing claws for sale in the rock climbing section of Ebay once. Just about my ass off.

Funny ass story (atleast since noone was hurt) But dogs are like people - some are dumb and some have common sense.

Sometimes its only one.

I would imagine you've been there before

About two cups of coffee + one bowl on the way there. About three beers + two bowls on the way home. Maybe two beers if they're tall-dogs (Factor in two bowls + three ginseng pills approach hike)