Beck

Get me "Teddy's Climbing Bitch" willya?

The feds at the dept of interior hired hackers to break in and steal information from the Bureau of Indian Affairs site. Once they did, instead of hiring the hacks to fix the leaks, they agency (D of I) took their own dept, Bureau of Indian Affairs to court- the result? No external connection to the internet by ANY of the Dept of Interior agencies- that's government for ya

Regarding doobage (it's DOOBIES,dudes) and performance, in the sixties, anthropologist Colin Turnbull(sp?) went to study the M'buti pygmies in central Africa. The M'butis were a VERY primative people, living in bands of less than fifty people, living in temporary dwellings, with no written language or knowledge of agricluture- with one exception. The men tended to herb plants, whixh they would smoke as an aid to pig hunting- seems the dope would let them sit on their asses all day waiting for the pigs to run into their net- I don't know if there's any parallel or message in that, but I just thought I'd share- Dwayner, any reiteration/clarification on this one?

Chicsdigit rock

I managed to get home without crashing my bike once! from last night's pub club- Chris, that climbing game has got to come along to more pub clubs, I can see it as a centerpiece at the CC.com's annual banquet!

Tim Horton's is one of the reasons Canada blows-no refills! Whatz up with that? Not to mention "The Beer Store" in every small town closes at, like, 6pm is it? What a sorry excuse for proper hydration

"The Adventures of Teddy and Oprah in Kazhakstan" -coming soon!!!

Sowna!Sowna!Sowna! No sausage, please! but ya, sauna time is the best- in a distinct geographical area of the US, a combination of ethnography and climate ensured almost every home had a sauna out back or built in the basement. Everybody sauna'ed. A buddy of mine had a sauna built on a 8 foot trailer, he'd tow it around to parties out wherever it was needed. A great homeade stove design I've seen was a basic Alaskan barrel stove with a water barrel with water coil that ran through the main body of the stove- it would heat the water right quick. As to sauna parties, there's a very social element to sauna time. Guys and girls alike, all nekkid, drinking in a sweaty dark room, then sprints outside to roll around in the snow or a dip in the creek...what a way to spend those long winter nights! The sauna also is great in romance, as Pope and Dwayner have alluded to... [ 01-03-2002: Message edited by: Beck ]

We're too busy taking the pistenbully up to Camp Muir for early morning corduroy runs down the snowfield!

This years' road crew is not terribly interested in getting the road open any earlier than nine AM, I wouldn't expect the gate to be swung earilier that 9 until spring. Even if the road's ready. Beck

You quazi scandihoovians, you don't COOK SAUSAGE IN SAUNA, though I imagine Dwayner fed Pope a little "Sauna Sausage" of his own in there-

This is a great day looked forward to by this bicyle commuter

Life on the run isn't very fun, man, and it precludes you from much of a normal life.A life on the run is best spent not settling down. Better to spend it living out of your car, making money at daylabor gigs, then dirtbagging for a month at a time up the end of some overgrown logging road close to the crags.

Taut line fore/aft on bed legs, prussiks prstrung with runners in a lark's head lasso ready- just slip her hands into the slings, then slip prussiks to the ends of the bed, all tight and restrained! ready to go!

... Circue of the Gargoyles over by Buckhorn Mountain provides quite a few short routes...

... I think sport climbing IS making it into the olympic games as a exhibition sport in the next summer games, the next step being full medal status the following olympiad. Part of a trend by the IOC to keep the olympics popular. No word yet on if the new sport "Survivoring" gets into the mix...

...special.

I think FF and Filson are corraborating on an 8000 Meter Tin Cloth 700 fill power parka. All made in the USA but I don't know about the down source.

Yeah, Sean, no need to state the obvious- We go Swiss, Ya?

Bronco, those Jim Beam traveller flasks are 375ml, a fifth of booze and are made out of a more durable plastic than a gatorade bottle.

The "flyspeck" Amanita? Best not chomp too much of this or your nervous system'll just HATE you.

Yo, Smokey, you SKI IN THE RAIN, dude and get wet, whatsa matter, you afraid of a little rain?

I think i'm usually one of the highest 50 on this site, no wait, this is about the Tallest 50 in this state!

Make those thirsty Bastards SUFFER, cavey? Why you give them water? Erik, you don't need to bring my scholler stuffed sausage warmers with the rescue garters into it, I'll never forgive you for stealing Teddy's bear skin kimono! Is it keeping you warm right now on some frosty belay ledge while you spray vile untruths in the twilight with a Satlink laptop?

I got hooked on the evil spray by my climbing buddy "Teddy Ruxpin." "The first one's on me," he'd say on our way out to the internet crag. "That spray won't get you hooked, you're SMARTER than that." That bitch got me hooked, then pimped me out to every wall rat at Camp 4, then knocked me up and left me stranded and penniless at a computer terminal at a Moab Kinko's! He's been whoring around with the Burgess brothers in the Himalaya but I'm waiting to climb with him again, I'll keep you guys posted!