Cpt.Caveman

Yeah ah' rememba' dem blisters. De bugs wuz really homeyly. Slap mah fro! 'Sup, dudeghly recommended dough if ya' kin hang wid dat. Dere are some great views. http://www.shortbus.net ===> jive translation [This message has been edited by Cpt.Caveman (edited 06-19-2001).]

The Caveman passes around the smokeage and all is well

Interesting and fun sounding report.

Classic Dwayner!

I am just going to take your word on that tip

Dru has been telling me since day one he thinks you guys are all the same that is the beauty of the internet

I like Ginsu knives best. Kinda bulky but seem to be able to get you out of those Joe Simpson situations efficiently.

Must have been a real long day. Were you the solo dude that was perched on top of Dragontail at about 7:30 PM Saturday?

email me you know the address

Did Serpentine Saturday from the car. Long day. Route is in and fun.

Great training Dru! I steal their ganja and replace it with oregano as well. I always ask "Did you want me to put you on belay?" Just as they enter the crux.

Good for you

Hi everybody Just was rappin with a pal of mine discussing this topic above. We were wondering if anyone had some creative ways to train your partners for Mtnring and trad climbing. Some of our ideas were: Piss on him while he follows and tell him it is raining. Plus I also never pro up traverses and tell him everything is 4th class. I also spit on the best holds as I climb off of them. And I always ask him if he thinks my gear placements are good as if I am second guessing my gear. I also try to rappell from the smallest saplings available. Smoke weed at all times so he thinks I am some out of control stoney. Or just say "dont fall man I am not sure if this belay is gonna hold". Pelt him with boulders as he follows and scream like you have been hurt severely. BEAT HIM WITH A WET BRANCH IN THE DARK, WHILE YELLING AT HIM TELLING HIM HIS PARTNERS ARE DEAD AND MAKING HIM TYE A FIGURE 8 Party on!

Are you guys the Offspring of Bob and Doug MacKenzie?

Sorry Charlie you sound like a braggart. BTW I was probably bivied right next to you

Killer I think you might have gained an extra 1000 ft for every time you toked. So maybe you were feeling the effects of real "high" elevation??

Mary Jane style toke it baby toke it!

I'm getting hungry readin all this I like to also eat fat foods myself. Beef Jerky is killer too.

Dave I am not hiding behind profiles I like the name I have chosen.. As far as personal info is concerned if you want to know it send me a brief personal message. I don't feel it is necessary to advertise to everyone. I don't care who people are to a realistic extent myself either. I have about 10-15 different people I climb with and most all of them know each other through me. I linked up with a large number of them the first time without knowing crap about them and their ages. Some of them older some younger whatever... I don't want nobody's resume unless I am attempting something a little more serious. Although I know of one guy that posts here that I will not climb with from a past experience. But I don't bumble out to the hardest climb with someone I don't know either. I think most of us are grown up here enough to make their own decisions. Most of the time it is true that I have my own agendas and link up randomly with others that may have similar goals or climbs. But if people want to go craggin I am almost always willing if my schedule permits. I have taken several people climbing through this board and we had killer times. -Cpt

Hey Dan want to go craggin tonight?? I got car and gear you just need shoes...

When I was in the sad place called Somalia in 93 we pepper sprayed or cs gassed the locals with what they referred to as "boofus". I wonder if there is a relation Was the mountain named by an angry Somali?? [This message has been edited by Cpt.Caveman (edited 06-14-2001).]

Oh yeah I have also toating in Double Whoppers too. Great and tasty even when cold but they only last a day! MMMMMMMM

I think his truck has a Cabbage Patch Kid dangling from the antenna.

So the doctors say but I choose coffee when I crag just not on longer slogs...

Snickers