Lambone

quote: Originally posted by MysticNacho: the more I see your posts lambone, the more I get to wondrin...... lambone... "lambone".... WHAT is a lambone?! The possibilities for dirty comments and cheap insults are endless! Enlighten me as to the true meaning... Ahhhh but then what?What the hell is a Mystic Nacho anyway?If you were really curious you could dig into last years archives and find some entertaining dirty coments and cheap insults. I think the thread was something about pope and Dwayner's hate for sport climbers, it was one of the first four page anti-bolt sprayfests. I came to the defense of sport climbers and gym rats, and got royaly slammed. Jon, that ones been done. So you still haven't won my favorite piece of climbing gear. Keep trying... [ 11-12-2001: Message edited by: lambone ]

SideNote: For all of those who like to puff on Mt. Rainer-Possesion of herb or herb utensils in a National Park is a Federal Offense! I have several friends who got busted in either Yosemite or Yellowstone. Those bastards don't fuck around, be carefull. Oh yeah, and whatever you do, don't get busted in Nevada (Red Rocks).

Ok, Mr. Scott - sorry to hear that little story. It was more than I needed to know about you, but whatever. First- Why did you post your silly complaint in the first place if you did not want to here other peoples personal opinions? These are my opinions, don't take them personaly. Second- Don't call me Lamebone asshole! I never said anything about kicking you in the balls. I challanged you to complain to the pot smokers (in person). And by the way, I don't smoke pot....often Third- I got on your case and called you a yuppie because well, thats what we sprayers do. You put your self out there to be shot down. What did you expect? Good luck in your future climbs. Have fun, don't let other people get you down. (hint- never stay in Camp 4, you will not like it) [ 11-12-2001: Message edited by: lambone ]

What? Dude are you stoned...

How about it then??? Whatcha got, you are a climber aren't you?

Dude we get your point. Not only are you stupid, your ignorant too. [ 11-12-2001: Message edited by: lambone ]

Right on, I have a Big Blue too!

quote: Originally posted by Dan Larson: Stoners are just another hazard on the slopes and on climbs.Those who are truly responsible climbers wouldn't dream of getting high while out there.I dumped 2 climbing partners who were smart enough to think just because I wasn't smoking I didn't mind they do it in my presence.Uptight ? not at all but this stuff has it's place and it is not in my face or as another objective hazard. We have enough to be concerned with out there. I know it makes you ski better or climb better (B.S.) When you fall in that crevasse remember the loops don't go around your dick and neck. Too bad we have to deal with the idiots out there. Dude you don't know what the fuck you are talking about. Do the math, gumbies who just finished the basic mountaineering course and think they know everything about climbing are the idiots who create hazards in the mountains. (yeah, I'm talking about you) Peaks that would make you shit your pants have been climbed by bad ass alpinists that function best when baked. Example: First Ascent of Polar Sun Spire. Don't know what I'm talking about...listen up. 50+ days on the wall. More full day A5 pitches than you could count with both hands. Here's a quote from Warren Hollingers slide show - "Our most valuable piece of equipment was the herb kit." Duck taped bowl, lighter, and stash container carried on lead to be used when a good marginal body-weight placement was found. Go climb something besides the Yak route on Rainer before you start declaring what makes someone a good or bad climber. Get your second year under your belt before you start dissing people that toke and climb. Uptight, yes...I am. Two words- Fuck off. [ 11-12-2001: Message edited by: lambone ]

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: I think that the US should increase the bombing. Maybe bomb that place until it is below sea level and the ocean tide comes in and covers the country.... Quick geography lesson Caveman:Afganistan is a land locked country. In order to flood it you'd also have to flood most of Iran and Pakistan. Nice idea though, did you get it from the Bible? Are we (Americans) the new God(s)?

Poor Scot'terx, So you don't like ganga smoke, boo-hoo, I feel so sad that your cabin experience was ruined. Or were you just bummed cause you couldn't make your double mochachinolatte with vanilla cream in the warm cabin, awwww. Couldn't warm your toesy-wosies before braving the vicious elments on the extreme muir snowfield, darn't all shucks to hell. Just had to pout outside in the wind Wait hold on... did you even ask them to stop smoking while you were there? Or did you just decide to voice your complaint behind the veil of your secret login name? Show some balls, stoners generally arn't people to be afraid of! In my opinion, the only reason you should be complaining is if they did'nt offer you any! I fucking hate that! If you don't have enough to share with everyone, go puff in private... [ 11-12-2001: Message edited by: lambone ]

Fuck Terrorism! But it's to bad that bombs are the only solution to this problem.

Bring the nuggets and were on!

Steep bouldering in the gym has helped my ab muscles, definately key on Aborigonie. Endurance helps too. Shake out and rest as much as you can along the way. Once you get past that first crux it's cake until the last move. Look for the no hands rest on that small broken ledge 3/4 of the way up! Good luck, peace

I don't think Aborigine is .11b... It is mostly all jugs with two crimpy moves. But I'm glad that I can say that i've done at least one 11b!

Need new shoes? Want to see some cool slides? Please come check it out! What? - Shoe demo and multi-media slide show event.Where? - Vertical WorldWhen? - Bremerton Gym TONIGHT Monday 11/12/01 - Redmond Gym Tuesday 11/13/01Who? Shoe Demo -Try shoes and talk to local Reps from Boreal, Five Ten, Red Chili, and La Sportiva - Buy shoes at the Demo and get 15% OFF!!!!!! Slide Show - Dan Pattitucci's AWSOME photo's from around the world! Should start around 7:00 PM (Lots of his shots are in the Patagonia catolog, and they are great!) Details? - Price to Climb: Monday is FREE for Veterans!!Otherwise The price to enter is just the regular VW admission Daily Rate, Holiday rates on Monday(unless you're a member).- No cost to Demo shoes - Try them ALL!- The slide show is $5, and you get a RAFFLE TICKET! All proceeds are donated to the Access Fund.- Sponsors are giving away tons of stuff from Petzl, Metolius, Red Chili, Boreal, La Sportiva, and Pete's Coffee!- Free hot tea and health bars from PCC Natural MarketsThanks, see you there! [ 11-12-2001: Message edited by: lambone ]

I here you get better sensitivity without gaitors!

Dan, You right... Scarpa and BD are not the same thing, my bad. Pulsars and Shreiks - WHY?

A Quark shaft isn't the only thing designed specificaly for your hand Dru...

I'll resist the temptation to say both suck... And just say that I don't like the balance or swing weight of either. Or the picks. Or all the extra screws and shit that are all over them. Or the shape of the hammer and adze. Or the fact that you need to put extra weight on the heads(shut up Dru). Or charlet and grivel leashes for that matter. But then again, I am just another BD snob. Will is stoaked (they're on their way bro). Oh yeah...sorry mikeadam...But I hate it when people say that one tool makes you hit your knuckles on the ice more than another tool. Bullshit. Bad technique makes you hit your knuckles on the ice. Wanna learn good technique, buy straight shaft tools and leather boots. And wool gloves. And put your gaiters on the inside (I'm not implying that anyone here has bad technique, or that I have good technique, just my opinion.) ]http://www.blackdiamondequipment.com/php/specials.php[/url] Ok, enough of my blabbering. [ 11-08-2001: Message edited by: lambone ]

I got a better idea... Instead of spending $229 on Infernos: -take twenty bucks-go down to the local hardware store-buy two large buckets-buy one bag of concrete mix-add water and mix The cement boots will work just as well... Koflachs:- buy two jumbo sized sponges -carve a slot out of the middle for your foot-now you've got homemade Koflachs No realy, when black diamond quites making something it's usually for a good reason. Those waffle stompers are so stiff that they will give you bruises. And hell if you could even stem in them let alone high step... If you have your heart set on plastic boots (and have mid-narrow feet)- save for Lowa Civettas. Or look for an cheap old pair of the green ones. I hear Kayland makes good boots as well. [ 11-08-2001: Message edited by: lambone ]

Heh, heh, heh... It seems that things have mellowed out around here latley. After bad shit started going down outside of the CC.C world people began to adopt an odd friendly tone. Now rare cries of vicious spray are quickly shot down by the masses. Of course Dru is still out there making people smirk with his one-liners, but I can't remember the last time I got hate mail from Caveman... Who knows, mabye the old school posters will follow the footsteps of the great mikeadam and reunite with the cyber-climbing community. I surely hope so...

Hi Jon, I just wanted to let you know about this weird little problem I've been having with the board. Everytime I click the Back botton I am taken to a thread that I posted on about three or four days ago. It is allways the same thread...I don't get it I'm not complaining, cause it really doesn't matter, but I thought you nerdy tech guys might want to know.

Global warming sucks...

Some buddies of mine climbed the Sphinx near Bozeman, Montana. Other wise conditions there are pretty poor. Stuff was coming in well, but they must have had a warm spell. I guess twin Falls isn't even in yet. It's ussually the first to come in at Hyalite. Barel Mountainering has postponed their Ice Festival until mid December. [ 11-07-2001: Message edited by: lambone ]

Yeah Mr. westcoastbackcountyskierdude, easy on the attitude, Alex was only trying to help. He's a reliable source, but then again you probably wouldn't know that since your new around here I think Washington gets a solid base earlier than any other state in the lower 48. Would you guys agree? [ 11-07-2001: Message edited by: lambone ]