thelawgoddess

got this in my inbox today: i don't have to work on friday. and i've got a season pass that's just dying to be broken in ... pm me if you want a ride down there!

allen's awesome.

grad student?

when i went to law school i basically spent all of my time sailing. never went to class. didn't study for finals until the night before. just went sailing. school's a good way to support the madness. too bad i'm not in school anymore!!!

dude, let us know when it's REALLY in. then we'll give a ...

no more toilet ones in my current collection. BUT ... it's almost time to get off work!

you won't hear me; you'll only smell me.

i saw a few familiar faces ... the slide show was cool. awesome pics, mike!

just curious, who's carlos buhler?

i used to think "pooping" was gross, too, and i always hurried to get the job done when it was knocking ... but then i met a friend of a friend who explained to me that "pooping" was something not to be bum-rushed ... but to be enjoyed as long as you can make it last. of course, when i was really little (after watching a horror movie) i thought monsters lived in there!

NOW, you've got it, good doctor!

i get the inspired part. and i get the mad part. i just have trouble letting them flow together ...

forget defining it; how about finding it?

allen ginsburg's poem about his sphincter comes to my mind ... I hope my good old asshole holds out 60 years it's been mostly OK Tho in Bolivia a fissure operation survived the altiplano hospital-- a little blood, no polyps, occasionally a small hemorrhoid active, eager, receptive to phallus coke bottle, candle, carrot banana & fingers-- Now AIDS makes it shy, but still eager to serve-- out with the dumps, in with the condom'd orgasmic friend-- still rubbery muscular, unashamed wide open for joy But another 20 years who knows, old folks got troubles everywhere-- necks, prostates, stomachs, joints-- Hope the old hole stays young till death, relax.

smith is always in shape. what's a little water to ya?

dfa, are you asking me? i love gay people. sometimes i pretend i am one. my boyfriend's don't think that's funny, though - they never seem to want to play along. trask, who gives a rat's fuck about the mariner's right now. if you want to talk sports, though, i'd be happy to bring back to the forefront my love of the sooners. the cougs don't stand a chance ...

somebody PLEASE change the subject!!!

yeah, speak for yourself, dave; not all of us are "loose"!

yeah. what would she know? i'm sure you have locks on your closets! you know, greg w, there's nothing wrong with being gay - in either sense of the word.

at least there's blue sky at crystal.

why do you have to bring your freaking homophobia into this discussion? i think being gay can be loads of fun ...

i've never even heard that expression, "gob" ... at least not used in that way.

i admit that it sometimes gets out of hand and detracts from serious topics, but it's part of what gives this board its [sometimes] super-fucking-awesome collective personality.