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"I've Got An Ape Drape" The Vandals Make it like that famous country singer Or that guy I saw last night on Jerry Springer Clean me up but let me keep my edge, In the day i like to keep it dignified But at night you know I got another side And I don't give a damn, Cause I am what I am Even if it's really really bad. I've got an Ape Drape, Yes I do They're givin' them to anyone, And that means you You can drive to Riverside and get one too Then you'll have an Ape Drape like I do. Go ahead and buzz 'round the ears I've been growing that one braid back there for years I've had it since the first time I saw Queensryche The front may conform to society But the back says I have personality Even if it's really really, Even if it's really really bad. I've got an Ape Drape, Yes I do They're givin' them to anyone, And that means you You can drive to Riverside and get one too Then you'll have an Ape Drape like I do. Make it short in the front and long in the back! If the top's not short enough that it stands up I could be thrown out of the Bad Boy Club But don't you lay a finger on my pony tail Now fix my kid up so he looks like me, And then matching crazy pants are all we need Some may call it child abuse I just call it bonding with your Dad. Norce Neck Warmer......Norco Hockey Hair.......Canada Mullet.......Hoboken Forbidden Hair......Europe Shom......Florida

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- The... Now, that's another story. The important thing here is that we get to the part where you ask me how I'm gonna get down to the shore. - Oh, how you gettin' down to the shore? - Funny you should ask, I've got a car now.. - Ah wow, how'd ya get a car? - Oh, my folks drove it up here from the Bahamas. - You're kidding! - I must be, the Bahamas are islands. Okay, the important thing here is that, uh, you ask me what kinda car it is. - Uh uh, what kinda car do ya' got? - I've got a bitchin' Camaro...

Jim, this the toy? Mossberg 500 'Mariner' (except with a pistol grip)

Don't worry, this snaffle's got yer back.

I have seen a windshield window decal with 'Slower traffic keep right' in reverse writing on a muscle car/ricer.

Hey baby, wanna ride in David Koresh's 427?

Then when is blows they will refer to it as a "volcanic malfunction."

Post clipped from a motorcycl board allegedly from the rider:

Aargh! Partner bailed last minute - So I'm looking for a weekend partner. Leave from Seattle around 3-4 pm? Got all the toys and a ride. Want to play on the tuff, 11's, maybe an easy 12 or two if my head is in the game. Other than that - mostly harmless, fair conversationalist, and I keep my brake hand on the rope. 206-619-5957 (cell).

Probably less paperwork to fill out than this...

Schweet... 205 in a 65

All I want is a Meyer girl

Nah, off to see Ray Lamontagne at Neumo's Neumo's

Yup. Poo-flinging cube monkey... On the other hand - this guy is my new cube folk hero - Office Space Meets Matrix - 'There is no stapler...'

I like to think my shining moment was parking my old 2wd Nissan that I had been driving thru axle-deep mud on a job site next to the tallest, shiniest 4wd I could find.

It's like something straight out of the Onion. Guess I'd better start gunning up, since I've already almost gotten into fistfights with hung-like-a-raisin H2 drivers by following the tenets of http://www.fuh2.com/

Damn, I thought this was going to be about washed up 80's hair bands.

Turkey sandwich and a few loose M&Ms I found under my desk that didn't have too much lint on them.

While you're discussing bad form and evil mods, here's an email from a friend of mine regarding their Labor Day (and ongoing) adventure. ... So here are some things M and C learned as homeowners this fine Labor Day weekend: 1) If you hear a funny watery hissing sound in your house, don't just ignore it and go to bed. Your water heater may have something important to tell you. 2) If somebody's banging on the front door after midnight, don't ignore it and go back to sleep. Your tenants night have something important to tell you. 3) If your downstairs tenants have water gushing through the ceiling, down the walls, through the light fixtures, and into all their belongings, go directly to the water main at the street and turn it off. Don't spend two hours trying to drain your failed hot water heater thinking you've turned off the water. The internal valve may be corroded stuck in the on position. 4) Don't undo a pipe fitting in the house if the water main at the street hasn't been turned off. 5) If you ignore step 4 and water is spraying everywhere under high pressure, don't scream in panic to your spouse in the yard next door while he tries to steal the neighbor's hose. He might come running, trip on a brick in the garden, and sprain his ankle so badly that all he can do is lie there on the kitchen floor howling in agony while water sprays everywhere. 6) Buy one of those special tools for shutting off the city water main. Before you need it, not the day after. 7) Don't keep your kitty litter box anywhere near your hot water heater. Cat shit floats, wherever the water goes. Then it disintegrates. So we've been busy with an unplanned remodel the last few days; tearing up flooring, replacing appliances, etc. Please don't say that's why it's called Labor Day. It's been truly a nightmare. keep smilin through the rain...

Yup, but I have my reservations that an effective sequel can be made from something that became an inadvertent cult classic.

cuddle with me baybee...

"Please don't tell my mom I work in the oil patch - she thinks I'm a piano player in a whorehouse."

When you come upon the chasm, leap, for it is not as far across as it appears. -paraphrased from some native american saying

Stolen from a Christopher Hitchens column this morning: "A Thousand Killed" I read of a thousand killed. And am glad because the scrounging imperial paw Was there so bitten: As a man at elections is thrilled When the results pour in, and the North goes with him And the West breaks in the thaw. (That fighting was a long way off.) Forgetting therefore an election Being fought with votes and lies and catch-cries And orator's frowns and flowers and posters' noise Is paid for with cheques and toys: Wars the most glorious Victory-winged and steeple-uproarious ... With the lives, burned-off, Of young men and boys. - Bernard Spencer, 1936