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Why do the Robo leashes only come in one orientation? That is, why are they oriented for easiest use with the left hand only (the release tab is on the back of the right hand)? I thought I'd gotten a mixed up set of the leashes last year when I discovered both were identical, rather than mirror images. Frustrating, it is. Any clever solution? Are Android leashes similarly made identically?

ditto

Perhaps a reiteration of the phrase "historic differences" would help pound the meaning through your thick skidlid.

"Every rose has its thorn" was a coded HIV warning?

At the heart of the historic differences between folks who label themselves as "sport", or "trad", climbers is this: No trad climber has ever had to overtly identify their heterosexual orientation. The same can't be said for lycra-inspired sport climbers.

What's with the must-suffer-to-get-better mind-set? Are you Penecostal, or something?

Spend the money on the decadent coffee drink consumed while you read at your leisure.

there's always been a connection to what's most often published in magazines, and what's close to the editor's office. For the climbs above Vail, it also helps that they're visible from the freeway, and have a short approach. Of course, the local ethos is a big factor too. It seems that in many western locales, climbers are pretty quiet about what they do.

Soap Lake is contemplating adding a giant lava lamp to its town center. Perhaps a whole town makeover to a Summer of Love theme? Hookahs and hairy armpits? Hey, the pandering by way of wierd kitsch worked for Leavenworth.

Redhat money must be good.

must be the pheromones in the fear sweat.

something like a donkey punch to your expectations? that's gonna leave a mark.

Felch a guinea-pig, trash. I'll stick to fantasies of playing tennis with Maria Sharapova.

What? You think I can't learn from PeeWee Herman's misfortune?

I don't give a fuck if you climb. Just picking at a scab to see if it bleeds.

The world is my oyster. Fuckin'A. Some parts are more like snot than others. Some parts are salty. I'll avoid negative comments about the PNW. I like the place. I even climb there from time to time. Got a need to get a bitch-slap by Dragontail off my back. Do you climb much, trash?

Sentimental, are you? Touched deep inside where you're soft and tender like a little girl? fuh Q

clog is very high quality stuff. the company has been around for decades making stuff in Wales.

to petty tyrants.

what's the difference between a light bulb and a blonde? A light bulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.

How would you know? Does he swallow, too? Squeal like a pig?

Pagetop? I reset the number of posts per page. Who cares now, or ever?

The points on her crampons are askew. Is this some new kind of equipment modification?

is that dude in the photo, like, crying?

definition of alpinist: climber who relies on tenacity to slog up technically moderate routes in the mountains?