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Do you have to wear an Avalung to drive an Avalanche?

What do you call an alpine guide with no girlfriend....?? Homeless What is the difference between an alpine guide and a savings bond? Savings bond will eventually mature and make money. Three ropes walk in to a bar, a Mammut, a Bluewater, and a PMI The Mammut rope says “ i’ll go get us a couple of beers.” So the Mammut rope goes up to the Bartender and asks for three beers, the Bartender steps back, looks him up and down and then asks “your a rope, aren’t ya?” Well the Mammut ropes says “hell ya, I sure am a rope” The Bartender replies “sorry I don’t serve ropes.” So the Mammut rope goes back to his table and tells the other two ropes what happened. The Bluewater ropes get up and says he will go see what he can do, so he walks up to the bar and asks for three beers. Well the bartender turns to him and asks “do you happen to be a rope?” The Bluewater rope answers yes and the bartender tells him “sorry but I don’t serve ropes.” As the Bluewater rope returns to the table the PMI rope get up and says “Don’t worry about it, I will go take care of it”. So he stands up, ties himself in a figure eight and then frays his ends, he then walks over to the bar and says “hey Bartender, how about three beers for me and my friends?!” Well the Bartender takes a hard long look at him and asks “you wouldn’t happen to be a rope would ya?” and the PMI rope answers “ NO IM A FRAYED KNOT.” [ 05-03-2002, 12:03 PM: Message edited by: Dru ]

Squamish (in more or less ascending order): Diamonds and Spades aka Unnamed 4th class or 5.2 behind the sugarloaf. Hope 5.2 or 5.6 depending on guidebook. Fern Gully 5.4 Cat Crack 5.6 Klahanie Crack 5.7 MCM 5.6 Lieback Crack 5.7 Wisecrack 5.7 Squatters Rights 5.6 Laughing Crack 5.7 Alexis Cracks all 3 5.7 Davy Jones Locker 5.6 Edible panties 5.7 Easter Island 5.8 Brick's Crack 5.8 Mosquito 5.8 & Phlegmish Dance 5.8 Quarryman 5.8 First Class 5.8 Pixie Corner 5.8 Octopus Garden 5.8 High Mountain Woody 5.8 Diedre 5.7 7 pitches Calculus Crack 5.8 5 pitches Banana Peel 5.7 7 pitches some are kinda runout but most are 5.4ish Penny Lane 5.9 Cold Comfort 5.9 Up Up & Away 5.9 Orphan aka Minutia 5.8+ Worlds Toughest Milkman 5.8+ St Vitus Dance 5.9 5 pitches All good cracks of varying widths requiring at least set of nuts and set of hexes and having good stances to place gear from. a set of Tri Cams will work excellently at Squamish too and supplement if you cant buy a full set of cams. The last few harder climbs will generally require some cams too. You will find all of these to be about the same difficulty as Sabre 5.4 on Castle Rock. [ 05-03-2002, 02:38 PM: Message edited by: Dru ]

Maybe last ones for a while. looks like 2 inches above 2500 feet. I really just wanted to say FRESHIEZ cause I know some people hate the word, like Dwayner.

Lambone does not know that Charlie isnt chucK or do you think anybody named Charles is an asshole??? Tell it to Charles Bronson tough-guy.

quote: Originally posted by trask: dru,you guzzler, you how'd ya find that obscure tit bit?? same place i found this one about you swimming in Crater Lake: http://www.news-press.com/news/today/020501travel.html

quote: Originally posted by Hayduke: I think it's time for a little monkey wrenchin'. Do rangers trucks run with some sugar in the gas tank and a potato in the tailpipe???

http://www.dailysouthtown.com/southtown/dsindex/01-ds5.htm

quote: Originally posted by Juan: What is KTK? Mike: Am I worthy? Also, am I an old guy? I'm kind of hoping so. Hope to see you fire breathers on Tuesday, wherever this event is held. John Sharp KTK = Konsume The Kannabis

so if you have a multiday pack and a day use permit and you get stopped "I am just sherpa-ing in some gear for a friend and i am coming back out tonight. I have no car in the parking lot I am just going to walk down the road to a friends house. its a full moon and i plan to hike all night and not bivi."

TNF team..... lives out of his truck... thats some real good sponsorship there.

quote: Originally posted by Son of Caveman: I hear they taste like chicken. What kind of bird meat do you like best, white, dark, spotted or marbled? (you got to be a logger to get this one maybe).

Wear your rack when you walk to work and see how much pro placements you can find in buildings, trees,rocks, and drunken winos along the way.

You know every one of those stories is an urban legend... there hasnt been a real event win Darwin awards since Day 1...

An individual walks in a bar with a caveman's son. It has near 10 feet of length. The waiter moves of a pull towards outside and says, "hey pal, you you were able to obtain here to that son of outta of the dog. He is going to bite to one of my clients and I am going to obtain demanded." The individual says, "no no. of no, is a domestic caveman's son. I will prove you." It takes the caveman's son and he puts it in the bar. Later it undoes his trousers, removes to his package and small sticks he in the mouth from the child of Neandertal. The sun of caves man as soon as it maintains his mouth open. After near 5 minutes, it removes from him the mouth of the caveman's sonand relampaga upon his trousers and says, "sees, I said that a domestic caveman's sonoutside to him. Anyone wishes to try it " Drunk down in the end of the bar it says, "Yah, I I wanted to try it but I do not think I can maintain to my open mouth that length"

arrr lookit terrys mulvey basin shot. dont forget you can upload cool pix of peaks in canada onto www.bivouac.com too. it will save me the trouble of stealing them and posting them as my own, hee hee.

Do French girls 'hirondelle'???

how was Tuesday night april 30???? any romances, bar brawls, drunken spraying, dick cilley sightings etc.???

quote: Originally posted by trask: that's not necessarily 100% true, dru...i climb out of bed every morning. out of bed and onto your throne.

it never stops! scott'didas fails to summit tiger again. clouds of smoke envelop muir hut. big doobie bolted to DDD. ray and allison kiss and make up etc.

we climb so we can spray about it online. or we dont climb and still spray. ok we spray. pure and simple. climbing is totally an excuse. trask has gone the furthest his spray is unfettered by a need to have climbing relevancy.

what is the difference between an alpine guide and a large pizza? pizza can feed a family of 4.

a grasshopper goes into a bar and asks for a drink. "say, did you know we have a drink named after you?" says the bartender. "You have a drink named Irving?" says the grasshopper

I thought this would be a good topic name. Lets see some flamage about gapers and bumblies swarming over your secret crags. Personall yI feel there is no such thing as a secret crag. If you can find it everyone else can too. You gotta be dumb to wait for published info to find out about a cool area. Word of mouth is 100X faster.

quote: Originally posted by Rodchester: Hmmm...is that aid climbing? Only if you use umblical attachments or leashes, just like ice climbing.