Dru

quote: Originally posted by specialed: The hip thing is a chain from your pierced scrotum to your tongue ring. But its not as hip as the puppy porno cam. You could chain your scrotum to a dog in heat and then you could be on the puppy cam too.... Man I came by this goat farm on my way back to the office... talk about horny... Those goats got all sorts of equipment dragging on the ground. Must be the hormones in the feed....

quote: Originally posted by trask: I'm gonna drive up there this weekend to drink Mad Dog and chase BC skirts. You mean Red Dog? You ever seen what happens if you turn that logo upside down???

it shoulda been anyways

quote: Originally posted by specialed: quote:Originally posted by dyno merchant: I just looked at the smoots "work in progress" bouldering guide on his web site. Wow!!! Boulderers unite and show the world that we aren't caught in the seventies!!! (check the guide on his site to see what I'm talking about) Please send him photos and info so that we can step into the year 2002!!!!!!! You've got it backwards choad merchant. Boulderings about as 70's as Britney Spears. Just like Britney its a hip new fad that just won't be hip in a couple years. Y'all will be moving onto something else like piercing your scrotum or sumthin. Scrotum holes are oldskool. Grafting your scrotum onto your forehead is where itz at.

If it wqas Big lou there would be track marks from his dick dragging on the ground too. according to Pope anyways. He should know

you guyz thought it waz dragging cuz i was ouit working instead of spraying on here before 2:30PM

How come back in the 80s Smoot was a super duper lycra wearing sport is cool guy, and now hes pretending hes old skool talking about WAY BACK IN THE DAY WE DIDNT CALL THIS ROCK THIS NAME, WE CALLED IT THAT NAME AND WE DID ALL THOSE PROBLEMS BUT WE WERE TO COOL TO NAME EM stuff???? Bouldering guides are lame anyways. You see a problem you try it. If you can climb it fine if not then no worries. Recording bouldering first ascents is even dumber. I say all a 'bouldering guide' should have is a name and a STAR RATING!!! for each problem

[ 04-26-2002, 03:26 PM: Message edited by: Dru ]

Shit dood you got like 800 posts behind. You will have to ctachup while I am in Niut Range, unless I take an Iridium modem laptop in with me. New low in alpine spray, log in from basecamp to call someone a gaper.

So the Canucks lost last nite big deal . They can still win 2 and win the series. And if they lose Borbon buys me beer and I win either way. BUT HOW BOUT THAT SUCKER ELBOW IN THE BOSTON MONTREAL GAME

quote: Originally posted by rayborbon: DETROIT KILL CANYUCKERS!!!!!!!! Thos old farts can play still Lets bet some on the outcome of this series Ray. since the Canucks lose only when i bet on them i will bet Detroit wins the series. thus either my team wins and i buy ray beer, or rays team wins and he buys me beer. either way i win.

Detroit is a bunch of overpaid old farts. Dead Things can choke and die. Hockey is the second best sport to use ice (after ice climbing and well, ok, curling too). GO CANUCKS GO!!! Only thing I dislike about the playoffs is that the Brew Pub is so busy when you go there on saturdayu night it is hard to find a seat. But you might meet some Americans who want to get high so that could be a good thing.

quote: Originally posted by VitaminGu: spiderman - if simulclimbing is a mandatory no fall situation, why bother roping up? how does getting off route make it okay to fall? the main reason you might stay roped up while simuling w/o placing running pro, is because you will have to belay again soon on a hard pitch, and you are saving the time of untying, coiling, and uncoiling and retying. or maybe you just want to look cool in the parking lot.

quote: Originally posted by rayborbon: Watch what you say here rodchester Jon might remove your abiltity to post Is abiltity what Gates has two of on his chest?

Those bolts were placed on lead how dare you call them Rap Bolts!!!

Is it still a flash if someone was showing a video of a climb you later do at a party but you didnt watch the video, Ok you did for a minute but you focussed in on the cute girl spotting and not the hard boulder problem Joe Shirtoff was sending? how about if you worked the first move once six years ago but couldnt do it and since then thanks to the kine you have forgotten that incident?

$4.20 PINT!!!

Is the name of our newest member. I wonder if he knows there is a Squamish ice cream truck called "Mrs Picklebits'" and a Squamish climb called Mr. Picklebits and if he is related to the family somehow???

quote: Originally posted by Crackbolter: NO CHOPPING MY STEMS! I HATE SMOKING ON LEAD! i ALSO HATE USING NATURAL GEAR LIKE LEAVES AND PAPER! Oh I thought of another thing I like to carry, I made a 3 ounce pillow out of 800 fill down and .8 ounce nylon for my wussy head. It is nice to hug a pillow out climbing. It beats hugging my smelly partner! (Unless she is hot, then it is a required spooning event) According to W H Murray of Scotland fame, leather boots make wonderful pillows.

HeadSpace came here to sell his drill. Which was successful cause his drill is now sold And is it ever gonna get used

quote: Originally posted by Crackbolter: Take a half lliter MSR Fuel bottle, drill a 3/8" hole at a 45 degree angle. If you drill that hole on rappel with a powerdrill Mitch will come along and chop it.

quote: Originally posted by rayborbon: Man you can rock climb all the time. You should go. There will be at least 4 or 5 people up with us. You can meet veggie and some other hoots. I cant help the shouting part Maybe I need hearing aids too. I already met veggie at Lillooet. The deal is Im going to the Niut Range for a week of snow so dont want to get burned out on it ahead of time. However maybe I do need to practice for it? Am I in shape for long slogs and cornice tunneling yet? One thing is certain I wont be doing any rap bolting this weekend because my drill wont have come in the mail yet The nice thing about deafness is you dont need earplugs to fall asleep at night when FB is gargling a log in the hut [ 04-25-2002, 03:04 PM: Message edited by: Dru ]

I want to rock climb this weekend I think? Go to Wedge Hut with Ray and Fred and SHOUT!!!!! all weekend or go rock climbing and see Canucks win in Brew pub. Hmm tough one. Weather is good enough to do either. Sheeit I dunno.

quote: Originally posted by IceIceBaby: quote:Originally posted by Dru: No Im saying a plastic pink flamingo is the 11th esential. It jazzes up summit pics and it gives slow parties an incentive to let you pass. Also you can ride it down the Roman wall. Additionally it is a chick magnet and a passable pillow. No need for flamingo…My "stiff one eye" is a chick magnet and can do all of the above But will your girlfriend like it when you stick it in her lawn for her birthday

quote: Originally posted by rayborbon: quote:Originally posted by Dru: quote:Originally posted by rayborbon: Wishful thinking Dru. May they stay pipe dreams Man my new signature kicks ass i predict you will change that sig pretty damn quick in a few more days when the wings get dumped. Nah I dont care I have had my jersey for years. Maybe if I summit wedge this weekend I will bring up my Detroit Jersey for the summit photo If detroit loses I will not be shamefull. Maybe you can get a summit photo of old man Fred giving you a wedgie?