Dru

quote: Originally posted by Amber: I can't believe you guys! Grow up...please. I did get some messages from some descent guys- thanks I'll get back to you soon. xoxoxo Note : DESCENT GUYS n: guys who go down

quote: Originally posted by Dru: There is a large group of us, called the Mountaineers, who mostly bumble up the Tooth and swarm over popular crags monopolizing them. If you have climbed at least once you may qualify as Leader material so join us! I forgotto mention send me $100 in unmarked bills c/o KTK World Headquarters

You are a gaper if you have a name of a climbing company in your online name like oh, say, um, Dru'teryx or something, not that anyone would ever be lame enough to actually have a name like that.

The lesson is, Dont tie the climbing rope onto your SUV bumper and start driving it away when you are playing tug of war, you could break your hand if the rope snaps. Or more generally, people get hurt when they are drunk at parties and do stupid stuff.

There is a large group of us, called the Mountaineers, who mostly bumble up the Tooth and swarm over popular crags monopolizing them. If you have climbed at least once you may qualify as Leader material so join us! [ 05-24-2002, 01:37 PM: Message edited by: Dru ]

I saw a climbing rope break once in a tug of war. It nearly killed Fern too....

moms salad bowl and duct tape. you can also use the bowl to give him haircuts.

quote: Originally posted by ruddersbox: It s a Magnum PI trading card motherfucker, not a metal head. It looks like the stupid guitar player assistant in "American Movie".

you mean there are more gapers than climbers or are we all wannabes?

I took a factor-1.5 static fall on a tied off pin stack once, with a daisy (from about 1.5 feet above stack to 3 feet below) and everything held. Even my sphincter....

i just heard that the road is closed about 4-5 km from heliotrope trailhead.

What is the worst one? Cavemans old pimpmobile, Snoop Dogg? Fortiers flashing Beckey? Ruddersbox picture of a metalhead with binoculars? What is it huh?

what is funny is there are more posts on the gaper thread than the climbing thread.

i dont think baker is in oregon...

quote: Originally posted by richard noggin: quote:Originally posted by Dru: but fig-8s suck anyways even the funky ones with the ears. The 8 if used properly is a great device it can be used multi frictional... it can be locked off on rap in an instance by just swingin the rope into lock postion... In alpine you can adjust your friction of belay or rap for changing circumstances. Don't believe that kinks in the rope crap, it's lowering that puts the kinks in your rope! Your not one of those plastic pullin Gri Gri Jym monkeys are you ? 8's are from old school and have lasted the test of time because they work.[/QB] Fig 8s are about as functional as #11 hexes slung on rope. I got one I will trade for beers. if you think they are that good.

shake it if you got it

- you know what happened on the Cirque Expedition! - you are the one who started the whole Muir on Saturday thing. - you ask Big Lou or Fred Beckey to sign your underwear - your teacher and you both surf the same websites - you get hoome from a climbing trip Sunday at 9:30 and your trip report is posted by 10:30.

quote: Originally posted by Alex: -- you get drunk at Pub Club and reveal to the pubsters that you think icegirl, allison, sayjay, and AlpineK are all really hot! One of these things is not like the others

All this for $20 CDN and 180 more bolts too!!!! Hee hee. No Im not sellin

It might be green and come from a greenhouse, or from a growhouse, or something...

The limeys couldnt stop drinking tea. It was the Canadians. Remember Canada was British then so Canadians were the British Army. And we sailed into the fucking harbour and torched the place. But you are a second rate country so Im not surprised they tell you a 2nd rate version of history. Nowadays we have better things to burn down than a whitehouse.

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: When someone asks your name and you dont recongnize them you say "who wants to know" since you sprayed so many hours on cc.com Dru If someone askes me if i am that Dru I say " Oh, I met that guy once, I climb a lot more than him though."

You tape your hands to climb Diedre or Banana Peel. You are seen driving around Squamish on Saturday night looking for a free camping spot but you end up paying to camp at the Chief. You think the Brew Pub is a cool place to hang out at Squamish. You prounounce it DEER -dree You have heard of Slesse and Whistler and no other BC mountains. You think a trad route is one where you have to supplement the bolts with one cam. You have climbed Disappointment Cleaver a dozen times and no other routes on no other mountains. You have the Tooth on your climbing resume and it is listed as a 5.5. You have a climbing resume period.

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: Yeah through the turd coming out of here Tell her you are caveman that always helps. They will be disgusted right away Better yet tell her you are Beckey or Big Lou.

You put on your crampons and rope up at the Snow Creek trailhead.