Someone in another thread asked me to explain cougar bait...
You see some people (snot'teryx etc.) are afraid of mountain lions in the hills.... the way to avoid this is to hike with cougar bait.
The best baits are either: an old person who can't run very fast or, a large, plump, juicy person, who also can't run very fast. If you have neither one of these then copious amounts of horsecock will also work. See picture below
As for the other kind of cougar well sometimes you just have to get caught and take your punishment with a smile Like Neil Young said, "It's old but it's good!"