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quote: Originally posted by sk: Look dru, our joke was saved I will hopefully do some beer swappin this weekend

Itsd those stoopid moderators that take something out of Climbers Board whilke Im trying to reply and then dont put in in Spray for like 1/2 an hour..what were you doing with that poor thread all that time and I hoped you wiped off the stains before you put it back in Spray for us to play with!

quote: Originally posted by sk: I am having such an off day, I think I may have to log out just flo' around the blox....

Why did the 86ed post get 86ed??? was it the mention of husband swapping or what? [ 06-26-2002, 03:31 PM: Message edited by: Dru ]

quote: Originally posted by gapertimmy: maybe i should go with chunks of sterno, or burn my wild turkey is burning your wild turkey anything like sewing your wild oats?

If all you take is horsecock, cheese and GU you dont need a stove, nothing to cook. O ya water... just eat snow i guess...

quote: Originally posted by Juneriver: I can't believe that's the photographer's real name superimposed on that first photo. It should be O. ManSHEot!!!!

Sandbagging is fun. PS The TOOF is a hike. Liberty Ridge is a daytrip. You dont need a #4 Camalot for St. Vitus Dance. Long weekends are a great time to do Slesse NE Buttress.

quote: Originally posted by sk: left wing, right wing... same coin. Sometimes you just have to step out of the game all together and make up your own rules And I think that it is correct that repubs and democtats spend more time swapping sides of the fence then housewives spend swapping gossip over the fencs than housewives spend swapping husbands...? [ 06-26-2002, 03:04 PM: Message edited by: Dru ]

quote: Originally posted by Big Wall Betty: hardly! that's like saying sk=jkruegar Are you saying you are RURPS dominatrix????

quote: Originally posted by btowle: Dennis, I am actually a couple of years older than you. I was wondering if you may have grown up in a small rural town. [snip] Appologies to all of you conservative, hard climbing, "take care of yourself" "city folk". I read in the Kinsey Report that over 20% of rural males and 5% of rural females reported that their first sexual experience was with an animal whereas only 2% and 0% of urban males and females so indicated... [ 06-26-2002, 01:53 PM: Message edited by: Dru ]

quote: Originally posted by David Parker: 1,000 m = approx 3,330 ft. I recall reading a story about a WWII gunner who fell 10,000 ft. and lived! Landed in a big snowy fir tree with lots more snow on the ground. I wonder what the record is??? After you reach terminal velocity it does not matter how high off the ground you were. You are referring to Pvt. Nicholas L. Alkemade. I believe he actually fell 19,000 feet after ejecting out of a burning bomber. See The Book of World Records "biggest Fall" for more info. Still, 1000m = El Cap. That is plenty highball. [ 06-26-2002, 01:18 PM: Message edited by: Dru ]

quote: Originally posted by fleblebleb: quote:Originally posted by iain: quote:Originally posted by fleblebleb: Scotterix Is that some character from the Asterix cartoons? Yup, also posts here.Also summitposts here

"It only takes a liberal 30 years to become a conservative without changing any of their ideals" - Robert Anton Wilson. [ 06-26-2002, 01:51 PM: Message edited by: Dru ]

just cut and paste in a graphic of your favorite type of horsecock as a fig leaf.

big whipper this aint the record fall but it sure is longer than my 15m whipper back in 1993. D-dog or Tommy take note you guys don't need those chutes after all!

quote: Originally posted by sk: You meen it gets better???? How old is your man?

quote: Originally posted by sk: A woman doesn't hit her prime untill 30 I think you mean 33, whereas a man's is 17...

quote: Originally posted by trask: twiggy +5cm ape index??

Mme. Levet is in her early 20's I do believe.

quote: Originally posted by Greg W: quote:Originally posted by Highlander: Rancid Horsecock and sun melted cheese even tastes good when your starving. My rancid horsecock actually tasted better than when fresh! Or maybe I was starving and didn't give a shit; yeah, that was it. Hell if you call it "sunbaked" instead of "rancid" you could even sell it.

..of a French sport climbing champion. Rachel Babkirk is so 2001. Sandrine Levet is the new rock babe.

quote: Originally posted by trask: Don't bolt the coral Coral Snakes are deadly. Which reminds me. In the 2nd World War some marines are about to get parachuted into some Indonesian Island to fight the Japanese. Then they will go 20 miles overland to a boat pickup. The mission commander is giving them survival instructions. He describes how to deal with orangutangs, elephants, mosquitoes etc. Then for coral snakes - "You will see a stripy snake lying in the path. These snakes can strike faster than you can run so your only hope is to grab it, slide your hand up to the head, then SQUEEZE until you choke it to death! Got that men?" "Yes SIR!!" So they get dropped off, blow up the Japanses base then take off thru the jungle and get split up. First marine makes it to the boat. He saw some orangutangs but distracted them with bananas and gots away unscathed. Second marine makes it to the boat. He ran into a Komodo Dragon but climbed a tree until it left. Third marine is late. Boat is just getting ready to leave when he staggers up all cut up. "good god Corporal, what happened to you?" "well sir, I was coming along a fgame trail by moonlight when I saw a stripy snake lying across the trail. So I did what I was told. Grabbed it, slid my hand up to the head and SQUEEZED." "And?" "Well sir, thats when I found myself with my hand right up the ass of the biggest Bengal Tiger you've ever seen!!"

From the north Jack looks like a LaZBoy.