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if i had to choose a way to get whacked getting the zeus zap would be the way to go. lightning bolt electrocution is pretty near instantaneous i hear. best of all if it doesnt kill you you live!

i have to wonder why "extreme heather climbing" should be a "selected alpine" climb unless you are a snaffle

dehydrated meal is an admission you can't cook. you guys should hit a bulk food store!!!!

squamish is so suck stay away americans we beat you up and break into your cars

I am so disappointed. I thought this thread was about Jewel the singer

news story "Sure, San Francisco got nuked by the North Koreans, but hey, I made $60 grand off that nuke attack! I hope they bomb us again!"

how come they let oregon peoples climb good rock in washington? i thought oregon folks were limited to choss only.

learned to climb like a still eating at 85

is kobe, japan, going to change its name yet?

how can someone going by "salami" not be a horsecock fan?

cool

wow! ive done met my master at the game of climbing trivia. i bow before your majesty!!!!

the face is total choss. dont even think of going in and trying to put up any new routes. you will rue the day you were born as huge chunks of semi solid dirt rip off everywhere you try to stand or hold on to.

proof bivi

there's such a thing as the Conservative Party in New York? I thought you guys called em Republicans?

topo The classic SE ridge is the right skyline.

landjaeger.

and..pitch 5.

Pitch 3

Pitch 2.

Nothin Like a good chunk of horse cock, maybe a shot of olive oil. You can have some pasta with it too for balance.

agreed i see many similarities with climbing and cycling... pain... fear... and brass balls... if youre talking Lance dontcha mean brass BALL?

I wasnt old enough to watch the show when they did that skit but I know you are talking about the original SNL, so there!

the zamberlan calanques is a wicked boot like shoe. i climbed slesse in a pair and never bust out my rock shoes. takes strap on poons good, stiff enough to kick steps. the mtn master is only OK if you are not gonna do any snow. but i trusted them enough to wear soloing up the approach pitches to calculus crack. i get about 2 yrs out of a pair of MMs before the inside heel gets all worn through from my bone spurs. they will only last 6 months if you wear em around town though. the LS boulders are such thin soles they probably wear out in like a week..... i heard good stuff about kayland spiders.

I heard the hot new GU flavour for summer 2003 is Barbequed Snaffle. You can't be an award winning chestbeater unless you knock back 50 GU packets on a 'single push, alpine style, summit or plummet' climb of the dreadly Mt Si Haystackwand.