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WTF is that Grasslands? Is DFA gonna be sending some sick mixed shit leashless at Smiff?

Go DUMPLES!

hey hardman bob how come you had to retreat back up australian gully? people ski that shit eh?

mascot'teryx furry

Where is this "Mascow" place? Is that like a Moscow mascot?

Obviously there were people that walked across the Baring Strait during the ice age, thus the Native Americas and all the indigenous peoples of North and South America, but I haven't heard of anyone sailing across. Who and when? the oldest known evidence of humans in the New World is in South America at Monte Verde c. 20, 000 years old. Oldest evidence in N america is c. 12,000 yrs old - conclusion - North America was first colonized from South America. Potato is native to South america but is found throughout Polynesia - conclusion - there was trafdfic back and forth fromPolynesia to South America. The "walking south from the Bering" argument has been supplanted by evidence that there was never a contiguous ice free corridor south from alaska/yukon area. If anyone did come south from the Bering - they came by boat along the Coast. the oldest archeological evidence in BC is all in sea level and now undersea caves (sea level was 100m lower in ice age). coastal refugia were only ice free zone. which may explain why Kennewick Man looks Polynesian

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no no no everyone stay out of the mountains.

37)drifts 38)breakable crust 39)surface hoar 40)cornice 41)double-cornice 42)gargoyled 43)mushroomed Alaskan 44)strawberry 45)snorkel 46)facetted 47)slop

why is a policeman arresting this man if he is part of a race of superior alpinists?

In the film No Strings Attached you can gape in awe as Brian Goldstone pulls off a huge block and nearly kills Scott Milton who's spotting him

31)slushiez

The first to sail to North America FROM THE EAST.... except maybe for St. Brendan.... Lots of people apparently sailed (or paddled) to N & S America from the WEST.... back 20,000 years or so in some cases...

Which tool is Larry, first, second or third?

here is a good new avatar image for cracked:

Hey Murray - what about Yuji Hirayama? Is he a white European? What about Carlos Carsolio? Mi Sun Go? Ed February? These people seem to have made climbing their lifelong pursuit too...

tool are aid. get sandpaper gloves and ice climb toolless like henry barber.

Anasazi: people of the rock. Africans - were climbing 5.8 1200' towers in prehistoric times free solo in Cameroon according to Synott & Child. Tibetans, Nepalese - likewise. Living high. So its pretty obvious climbing has nothing to do with race? Hell even pasty farm boys named Nels from flat places like Saskatchewan can learn to outclimb Chris Sharma, so even geography has nothing to do with climbing ability.

Is Avalanche a word for Snow?

If you obeyed your own injunctions you would not only have shut up but killed yourself long ago feel free!

The Inca were climbing to 22,000 feet when the "Nordic" were still trying to figure out how putting plank on feet would help them move on snow. The Australian were free soloing 5.9 and 10a barefoot in 4,000 BC go back to your white trash trolling now

that the Disney documantary with lemmings running off the cliff was faked has long been known now, here is the truth Troof?

some guidebook authors can't draw but own cameras and photoshop

How many words does ENGLISH have for snow? Snow Blizzard Flurry Neve Styrofoam Corn snow Flakes Spindrift Pow-pow Freshiez White chunks Dusting etc etc