Dru

I saw a 12-year old fat kid running around nude with his colostomy bag a -jiggling at Wreck Beach once. After that I decided the world was weird enough and I didn't really need to take shrooms that year

Maybe I can get Subaru sponsorship to drive to Vinson Massif with Annabelle Bond

oh well...i bet she gets higher on the mountain than AlpineK anyways

You guys are jealous cause Annabelle not only climbs but is hot. And she gets dead bird prodeal and you dont Fact is when she summits she will have climbed more of the 7 summits than you

except that its the world famous karst in Yangshuo which is not in Vietnam.... hell, Indonesia has karst like that, so does Madagascar, Thailand, Cuba, Puerto Rico, Croatia karst

theres sport routes at moon hill

more battlecage please

All you 'Merkins who don't know where to find it read on. Especially if it will save you from buying schwag out back of Blunt Bros yet again. Save Wreck Beach From Peeping-Tom Frat Boys

I dont have to plan spraying, spraying is what happens in between plans.

Im gonna climb some stuff and bag some peaks and have fun. oh and not die and not let Shaun persuade me to go back on the E face of Urquhart. No way. Not even with the annotated pitch by pitch topo I recieved in the mail.

back in the day the unprotected chimney was almost ALWAYS the "normal route"

On the 10th page of Nodder My true love gave to me TEN NODDERS NODDING!! Nine nodders nodding Eight toppers topping Seven pooers pooing Six snugtops snuggling FIVE RED NODDERS Four nods a nodding Three blue nodders Two Mrs Aldens And an Otter in a Nod Tree

sure aint nodder sniff sniff. Do i smell smoke in here?

John Rosholt is a pro gambler and climbing bum and makes enough $$$ from gambling to support his climbing lifestyle full-time. My edumacated guess is that if the guy hadn't had a shitload of money riding on his one go, and especially if he hadn't had a documentary film crew with him, he might not have won. They can control roulette wheels with magnets.... I betcha there was nothing random at all about that win. Cause when a gambling addict sees that film about him winning its gonna be like a nicotine addict reading Cigar Aficionmado, theyre gonna run out and blow a wad and the casinos will make back all their losses. Sorta like when J. Lo's mom wins the lottery

I was snugtop's spotter Until I caught her Then i taught her something new

Take some blotter See the Nodder

"headtorch", I say, bravo old chap. Good job abseiling off using tape anchors. Did you leave any krabs behind? What was the Scottish grade??

Ok Clear and WARM but 'was wound' WTF???

sold

a 3/8" stock, stainless steel maillon rapide/quicklink from a climbing anchor company like Fixe is better to use than a single biner on account of the long, narrow shape is much harder to crossload in practice than a pear biner. Don't just buy one from the hardware store because the climbing anchor ones are actually 3-sigma tested and meet CEN and all that. I use one of these for my TR self-belay after finding my pear biner consistently crossloaded while climbing.

you may have noticed your 1-time competitor ERIK is no where on the list. I heard he got banned

what makes him an expert?

King Of Freshiez: way too many posts Dru: holdin' down second with 18, 000 and change. Then we have: Cpt.Caveman User 9334 iain User 9098 Funny trivia: Cpt. Caveman reg'd 4/18/01, 12:00 PM. Iain reg'd 4/18/02, 12:00 PM EXACTLY one year apart to the minute!!!

There's a 35 pitch 5.8 on the N face of the main peak.....