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listen clownpatter (you punch like a girl) - i've shat out logs better looking than you.

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KILL KILL KILL

Your claims of weak are themselves weak like kitten. Put up or shut up.

In fact why don't you guys just get a room? I bet they'd give you the bridal suite.

so habrich looks dry

Two mile long rope. Perfect for top roping Mount Dickey.

EAT BALLZ ASSEYES you can't think of any comebacks either obviously

that new film "supersize me" shows one way to do it

ah yes the "keep everyone in the dark" approach so famous from the "Rainier speed investigation"

where are 3 independent witnesses and gps track?

rather than buy that crappy cassin hammer get a camp brenta. not as heavy as a true big wall hammer like the two mentioned above, it's more a cragging hammer for placing the occasional pin or climbing a few pitches of aid that will go mostly clean. also it cleans mud out of cracks good with the beak mine has lasted 8 years now... camp brenta

I got the skills to pay the bills I don't pop pills but I send chills Up your spine when I rhyme I get wicked, you got a booger, pick it Sippin' on the 40, ya know it makes me horny Spread them legs, grab my axe Fire up the grill and crack the kegs Nobody fear, the party's here Everlast is comin', the funky drummer's drummin' Ya only came backstage to make the front page To get me locked up, or get yourself knocked up But I ain't with it, even if I did it I got a hundred homeboys to say I didn't hit it My name's Lance, I got the funky rhymes I make more papers than the LA Times I don't do lines, but I puff blunts I don't rock fronts, but I stuff stunts Fill 'em to the brim like a cup of coffee If ya don't know me, homey, back up off me Cause I ain't soft, see, I'll fly ahead You wind up dead, you made your bed Now ya gotta lie in it, don't bother tryin' it Take my advice, homeboy, think twice Before you step up, step back Or catch a smack, guess who's back

you may see a strange man covered in dirt and lichen. or, maybe not!

Snakefinger plays some mean slide guitar on the Residents' "Live Mole Show" album

that's why they call them killer whales. the prey is plentiful and the hunters will feast. too bad gray whale meat legally qualifies as toxic waste under EPA regulations!

PHISH IS DEAD!!!!!!!

When you can't think of anything good to say you can always say how unimpressed with others you are. Good idea fromundafour. Savour it, you may never have another! The rest of you mouth breathers can look under your couch cushions for a few brain cells and try to duct tape together some sort of remarkable comeback line but I'm not holding my breath waiting. Hell, you're so lightweight you could take a shower and not get wet. Not to mention you have to take a bath blindfolded and with mittens on after what happened that time your sister babysat you at the meth clinic. That girl is more chin than face. At least you can see she's blood kin!

go in cerise why the hell would you want to go down the se face at this time of year? just kick steps back down aus gully until you can see your runout then glissade. the snowline is enough you can take the summer approach and drive to the trailhead. no doubt there will be snow around the hut, and patches under the trees lower down. you could take your skis, they will be irrelevant before about 10 am and increasingly useful thereafter. several years ago in late may the snow on the anniversary was too soft to even butt slide in mid afternoon

that person climbed up the backside and is hanging off a hidden jug. notice lack of chalk marks on the way up

its gonna be sunny and warm at squamish. oh wait,. its an american long weekend. don't believe what i just said or what murray's website says. or the webcams. even if the sun is shown brightly on the internet it will be raining. and some youths will burn your tent down. well, probably anyways. don't throw me into that briar patch!

I'd bitch slap you but cruelty to morons is heartbreaking. Did yo mama ever have any children that lived? Oh pardon me for intruding some in your kissing contest. A 600 lb mongoloid, a dwarf, and some bearded guy. Which one of you is the Gimp and which one the wife? Again, I'm sorry I introduced a note of dissonance in your all-man group rubn tug. Go back to duct taping your hamsters. It's OK, I'm laughing at you, not with you. I heard there were openings for clown school, in West Virginia - you're uniquely qualified. after all, sheep can't tell tales.

you are all SO SUCK

this is the prime rock cragging season between now and october. not too hot, not too cold, socked in in the mountains, long days and fast drying. in fact there are some nice alpine rock routes already in condition just waiting for a sunny day or two.

i wish i had some avocadoes, peanut butter, rice pudding, or a hamburger right now