I put my gear in the reactor for half an hour and irradiated it. Now i can easily check that the gear is mine with the Geiger counter I have built into my keyring. Also it is "hot" enough to use as a warmth source at unplanned bivis!
If you are gonna claim the "I was speeding to get to the washroom in the nearest town" excuse, you should be prepared to get out of the car and pee while the cop has you pulled over.
http://www.mytelus.com/news/article.do?pageID=news_home&articleID=1732818
Note that the mystey bags may be scattered anywhere from here to the Pasayatens, "on both sides of the border"
It's gonna be like an Easter Egg hunt but with weed!