Dru

1/16?

if he goes to live in russia, does that mean he gets draft eligibility, drafted into russian army and sent to chechnya?

It's no joke - especially for high-traffic websites like cc.com or rc.com, there are people who get paid to post glowing reviews of products and/or links to websites. It's a subtle type of spam. Some of these ppl work for gear companies, some are employees of advertising firms trying to generate "street cred" and word of mouth hype fr a new product. Some work for retailers, and some are just hoping that if they pimp the newest gear that one of the aforementioned retailers or gear makers will give them free product or a pro-deal. How can you identify these guys? Some behaviour patterns we see repeated over and over. 1) Posts full of links to specific products or to a specific retailers website 2) Posts like "I've heard that a select group has been testing the hot new Sportyfoo 5000. Anyone get a chance to test out these rad new widgets yet? They will revolutionize the game!" 3) Posts where they tell newbies that Brand X is the best. 4) Posts titled "Hot New Gear From West Pole Brand!!!!!!" or similar Be alert and report all such posts to the spam cops so we can dish out a smackdown!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/4619764.stm Maybe you can teach it to say "You're so smart" too!

Hell ya, get him hooked on Ritalin and Prozac!

Re; moving to Alaska.... Did you know that rural inhabitants have higher obesity rates, lower life expectancy, higher rates of nicotine, alcohol, and drug abuse, and higher rates of domestic violence than city dwellers? Also, they listen to more country music and more frequently reported sexual encounters with farm animals (rate 3 times higher in Kinsey report). If you want to raise your kid right you should head for a cosmopolitan urban area, not the wilderness.

Then you could soon be a grandfather!

Well, aren't we hot shit now! You'll never climb harder without a top-rope, though. No one does. Extreme!!

pry keys off turn keyboard upside down shake it good turn rightside up replace keys.

Stick clipping is top roping. EXTREME!

Gay is aid

eventually you can work up to a watermelon (Enumclaw residents only)

Extra Special means nothing without Bitter

867-5309

one eye to rule them all and in the darkness blind them

Lycrababe not included. Some assembly required.

Chickens are only good for one thing. Crossing the road.

Don't forget to email the guy the link to the cc.com thread. Remember how much fun it was when the other dumbass posted here that Colin's trip up Robson was a lie?

I bet if I walked into the Dru-brothel house I would find at least one pair of snowshoes. "At least one" - how many pairs of snowshoes do you have in your quiver, bro-brah?

Anyone climbing TCs soon should bring along a roll of TP so when you get flushed down the couloir you wipe your own stain

Snowshoes are gay.

The Herbaliser Take London

Does that make you a pedophile?! Bring on the 40-something cougars