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I didn't actually read the Oregonian though - I got it off a mailing list.

You are a week late foo.

How about something less controversial next - the effect of beer on loggers maybe?

Maybe you should be Kegeling then, to tighten up.

The Nodder is capitalized, to distinguish from all the other nodders.

It's about the Nodder. Where is the Nodder?

Have you had problems in the past with guys whose gear wouldn't fit you?

Eat more cabbage - solve the gas shortage!

a mysterious blue color is evident in the sky today!

tall dark roast with three shots of espresso!

it's only a few letters from "good" to "goat"

You could do it with a Zerocam!

Your revolution will not happen between these thighs Your revolution will not happen between these thighs Your revolution will not happen between these thighs Will not happen between these thighs Will not happen between these thighs The real revolution ain't about bootie size The Versaces you buys Or the Lexus you drives And though we've lost Biggie Smalls Maybe your notorious revolution Will never allow you to lace no lyrical douche in my bush Your revolution will not be you killing me softly with fujees Your revolution ain't gonna knock me up without no ring And produce little future M.C.'s Because that revolution will not happen between these thighs Your revolution will not find me in the back seat of a jeep With L.L. hard as hell, you know Doing it and doing and doing it well, you know Doing it and doing it and doing it well Your revolution will not be you smacking it up, flipping it or rubbing it down Nor will it take you downtown, or humping around Because that revolution will not happen between these thighs Your revolution will not have me singing Ain't no * like the one I got Your revolution will not be you sending me for no drip drip V.D. shot Your revolution will not involve me or feeling your nature rise Or having you fantasize Because that revolution will not happen between these thighs No no not between these thighs Uh-uh My Jamaican brother Your revolution will not make you feel bombastic, and really fantastic And have you groping in the dark for that rubber wrapped in plastic Uh-uh You will not be touching your lips to my triple dip of French vanilla, butter pecan, chocolate deluxe Or having Akinyele's dream, um hum A six foot blow job machine, um hum You wanna subjugate your Queen, uh-huh Think I'm gonna put it in my mouth just because you Made a few bucks, Please brother please Your revolution will not be me tossing my weave And making me believe I'm some caviar eating ghetto Mafia clown Or me giving up my behind Just so I can get signed And maybe have somebody else write my rhymes I'm Sarah Jones Not Foxy Brown You know I'm Sarah Jones Not Foxy Brown Your revolution makes me wonder Where could we go If we could drop the empty pursuit of props and the ego We'd revolt back to our roots Use a little common sense on a quest to make love De la soul, no pretense, but Your revolution will not be you flexing your little sex and status To express what you feel Your revolution will not happen between these thighs Will not happen between these thighs Will not be you shaking And me, [sigh] faking between these thighs Because the real revolution That's right, I said the real revolution You know, I'm talking about the revolution When it comes, It's gonna be real It's gonna be real It's gonna be real When it finally comes It's gonna be real

Str8 out of the womb and already pulling down on jugs! Where are the cigars Adrian?

shouldn't this be in the col. sanders thread?

If you don't want your traditions to erode Don't build them out of sand.

The purple shoe sticks better than the green shoe even though they both have the same rubber.

Shan is probably single for a reason.

Maybe you didn't see it on cc.com huh?

I thought it was funny that they misspelled institution as intuition!

Shit don't dry out that fast, Pal. It's gonna be time for some January sending in Squamish! Might have to speed dial the courier service cause it's time to send extra high priority!

I do not have or need a television. But the last time I stayed in a motel they was playin Killer Humboldts on Tv in the restaurant.

http://www.venezuelanalysis.com/articles.php?artno=1647 'Maracaibo is also the heartland of the oil industry, and the state run oil company, PDVSA. Oil companies are also traditionally conservative in nature. However, PDVSA also is a contrast, as both the primary wealth producing intuition in the country, and the strongest source of support for President Hugo Chavez's revolutionary changes. I had met a number of PDVSA oil workers, who seemed well represented among the ranks of PDVSA management. I also had the chance to talk with one of their directors, Socorro Hernendez, over lunch, as well as Jose Luis Rey, who's renoun is both as a skilled hacker and financial genius who was involved in helping rebuild the financial trading systems when those were sabotaged in 2003. (...) Today, the state-run oil company is a major backer of the free software movement (software libre) in Venezuela and is a major sponsor of the 3rd International Forum on Free Knowledge, which is what brought me to Maracaibo. Every question related to the use of free software in Venezuela, and to how the Bolivarian revolution started, seems to come back to PDVSA and the worker lockout in 2002. (...) 'Much of the infrastructure of PDVSA was under Microsoft Windows-based servers, and used proprietary database software such as Microsoft SQL. The IT managers did not expect a bunch of oil workers to be able to thwart their plans. Those same oil workers, working together with local computer hackers, were able to secure control of vital computer servers, and in doing so save the oil infrastructure. 'The Venezuelan revolution is perhaps the first revolution in history saved by computer hackers and is one of the reasons the government is so very strong on promoting the use of free software, particularly in public administration. The Venezuelan government wishes never again to have vital infrastructure held hostage or sabotaged by agents of foreign nations. This cannot be accomplished by source secret proprietary software, such as Microsoft Windows, with it's infamous backdoor NSA key. Even proprietary software from a trustworthy source has to be suspect for possible tampering, and so must be rejected, not just by Venezuela, but by any nation that wishes to protect and maintain its sovereignty against sabotage.'

Yeah, I hate Phish too! Damn hippies.

all you need is a lightsaber and a taun-taun