Dru

think how much worse it would be if the branch had hit your behind and you were bleeding from the ass, especially if it was a cactus instead of a branch

Yes, they did make coffee flavoured Jello at some point in the 50s!

shaking like a bowl full of jello

just sack it up, pour some peroxide in your ear and let it fizz every day until it heals up.

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Have never climbed in France, but in Canada, if you are slow, we swarm you back at camp and then burn your tent down

Here's AlpineK doing some alpinboulderaiding on hand placed Crack Nu Ups, RPs and #2 Zero cam. No mat.. no rope... only the fact that he's less than 15' off the ground prevents it from being A5

there's freshiez on baker too.

In other news, the sun rises in the morning

The big story of the night is the Greens doing nothing. Even with STV they wouldnt get anywhere with these numbers.

and then it's "Break out the Nitro!"

To STV or not STV, that is the question. If only they'd thrown a "C" in there. Vote SCTV

ok i warn you... do not scroll down!

catstronomy

For every example there is a counter example... several years ago in the Rockies two hardmen were climbing Grand Central Couloir, the leader fell off the crux, stripped his gear and Factor-2ed on the anchor... both shitty screws pulled out of the belay as did one of the belayers two tools, the other tool held both climbers. After resetablishing the belay they finished the route. You can read the account in the CAJ.

Whatever dude. I don't have that fungus shit. My toes are nice.

If they think 666 = 616 I'd like to see them solve the equation 8===D.

FWIW I bet if you ran out of ice pro you'd build a belay out of tools too.

what if it grows back like this ewwww

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