Dru

What size rope should you swing on with your flaming chainsaw in the battlecage?? I personally favor thick ones (the ropes not the women). And how do you keep those chainsaw flames from melting the O-rings on the saw valve? I personally use flaming PAM butter flavored spray which burns at too low a temperature to melt rubber.

quote: Originally posted by specialed: Canada's record is way worse than ours as far as exploiting natural resources in wilderness areas. Or maybe they just have more wilderness areas to exploit? Your source for the above statistic? We don't drill for oil in wildlife refuges. We squeeze it out of the blackheads of our adolescents!

Do your part by tossing rangers off summits when you find them there. They weren't there originally either and are not part of my conception of wilderness!

Make sure when you spread that seed you use a CSA approved Seed Spreader! on sale this week at Revy Home and Garden, $24.99, with batteries.

I'm just waiting for the username "Iain the Rat-Faced Brit" to appear - I would register it myself but i am too lazy. HINT probably appearing from the same IP as Dwayner Pope and Don, A TopRope.

I climb for the scars. The chicks are an ancillary benefit.

Actually I think we are exporting them to Memphis. The Vancouver Grizzlies are now the Mwemphis Grizzlies! Good riddance to those bad news bears and that fat sack of shit Big Country Reeves. You guys can shoot and eat him all you want.

But Hippy girls are so much nicer than republican girls. they are easier and even when they don't shave their legs the hair is soft and silky from all the patchouli hemp oil body lotion...

Actually the 'beauty of the internet' can be viewed at www.asiansirens.com .... (AIDAN Don't Open This Site!!!)

Since everyone seems to be posting trip reports on their weekend endeavors here's a link to mine: http://bivouac.com/mtn/TripPg.asp?rq=TripPg&TripId=1302

Are not pope, dwayner and donna top-rope one and the same individual??

ArcTeryx Verro.

There is a Jackass Mountain in BC too, up by Lytton, but like it says in Fairley's guide, "Gold rush legends about this peak are more enjoyable than its ascent".

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Thanks Jon.

I got this figured out now I think. If verticalswamp is who I think he is then he is the buddy of ken and george seen fighting up a WI 3 in the West Coast Ice guide!!! The same 'swamp' who once told me that facial hair was 'not a chick magnet'. Correct??

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Do I know you? You're from canada like me, where's your igloo and beaver eh??

So, Will , you are a guide eh? And you are also looking for partners I see on the partners wanted page.... How much are you going to bill them at the end of the day??

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There is only one solution to the issues raised in this thread: THE BATTLE CAGE!!!!!

whew!

If you're poopin' out gore - see a doctor!! (Or tell your partner he needs to be a bit more gentle... )

I thought there was going to be a picture of me climbing the slab pitch on Duc A L'Orange??

Pope, I may be experienced, but none of my experiences have resulted in my widening!!