Dru

quote: Originally posted by erik: cause he wants to be a woman too!!! want a woman, yes... to be a woman, only when you are around you manly stud!! NOT!!

Im not outing Kathy, outing would be revealing that Kathy is Bonzo... oops!

i am skinny but i still eat the "hungry man" special at the reynolds for breakfast. fat guys ice climb better - no shivering. work 2 hours miss 50 posts in spray. kathy is a guy.

17 down 7 to go to page 20!!

I never saw Rock Cop Go climbing, miss spray

oh yeah. homeless guys + buildering = plenty of cardboard sleeping pads for buildering mats. a friend of mine was scared to fall on those cardboard mats once. i told him he had "hobo -foamia."

i did a 4000 foot butt glissade off silvertip once. snow was just too soft to boot ski but sitting down gave more surface area in contact and increased flotation enough to slide. took like 15-20 minutes, froze my ass numb and didnt wear a hole in my gore tex bibs for which i am thankful.

Should add that Jade Falls on the Bridge road didnt look too bad but did not want to hike uphill for an hour in the rain to get there.

i climbed The Fox in Red Rocks once. what a pump. 10c off width. i used my sport technique of laybacking. technique of no technique. the brit expatriates tried to do fox hunts of the coyotes in the fraser valley back in the 1930s. but the coyotes were too smart to get caught.

praise be to panther for resuscitating the longest thread ever. its almost as long as the coiler i left in the bowl this morning and it smells much better. every body spray now, page 20 is on the horizon. here we come!

wolves were killing deer in the streets of pemberton last winter. wild kingdom baby! jordo i hear you about the cougars. you walk one way, you come back 15 minutes later and there are cougar tracks over top of yours --bad time to have to tie up a shoe lace. i have heard coyotes on both sides of the range but the urban ones do seem much quieter. survival instinct?

1) You can lead Mickey Mantle at 8-Mile Rock with tri cams so drop that TR notation. Also Classic Crack should be 5.8 not 5.9 2) Roof Crack at Mountie Dome is not a hand crack - it takes a #3 and #4 camalot 3) how about distinguishing between bad rock and absence of pro somehow in the "skulls" - if you are confident to solo a 5.7, that there is only 1 bolt on the pitch is no biggy but loose rock may be more of a concern. 4) better topo for Snow Creek wall and/or go back to the expanded topo for the shield like you had in the 1st edition. and/or provide more info on possible link ups to take in the good pitches of various routes.

I heard the real story behind this is that Beth Rdden was gonna Bobbitize Tommy but he put a hand out to stop her and she got his finger instead.

Went up to Lillooet Friday night. rained all night. drove up duffy sat AM in the rain. tube - in at bottom verglas at top. carls berg - sketchy WI6R looking icicles with gushing holes. nothing else much in. went back to lillooet & drove up bridge. now raining heavily. salmon stakes - kinda in. shriek sheep/ night & gale looked kinda in but hard to tell (hidden in the rain). heavy rockfalls observed & one almost hit my car drove back to lillooet and headed to marble canyon. rain mostly stopped first 2 pitches of icy bc in but anemic. other routes unconsolidated icicle curtains. 2 parties toproping. headed over to cache creek and down thompson - all routes melted out - back to Chilliwack 800 kms on the car and no ice climbed. IF a big freeze happens the ice might reform in time for this weekend but otherwise ice in lillooet is gonna be slim to nonexistant next week or so [ 12-10-2001: Message edited by: Dru ]

quote: Originally posted by trask: Really? ...and will you and Eva be coordinating this proctological buttress-mounting foray? NEWS FLASH Ray Borbon, newly hired director of NASA, replied to reporters : I think we are going to call the new probe "Enterprise" since it will circle Uranus in search of Klingons to destroy.

Oh yeah, Eva Lanche, that french girl. Nice double undercling there Speaking of probes Trask did you know NASA is sending a $20 million probe to Uranus

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: I predict today. Although now you are like 200 behind But I have an 8" longer... ah I wont embarass you in front of the girls by mentioning my superior endowment. Lets just say that they also call me "Horse" as in Hung Like A.. and not because of hangdogging!

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quote: Originally posted by ScottP: It's a pretty little crag...really good granite. Looks like youi got some vegetation issues to deal with there. AGENT ORANGE IT!

At the VIMFF or probably on video sometime.

I reign supreme. Capt. is a wanker. I piss on you all from a considerable height. See you at Spray Creek Falls!

quote: Originally posted by epb: I heard this year the dykes will be mud wrestling See Kris Holm ride his unicycle down El Pico del Orizaba and wipeout. 1999! [ 12-06-2001: Message edited by: Dru ]

I went to the Best of the Fest when it came to Mission last week - nothing else going on that night. Saw that "Berserk in the Antarctic" film it kicked ass! Cinema verite no overpriced camera crews or product placements just 3 insane guys in a little boat with a hand held digital camera, icebergs and elephant seals. I stil think the VIMFF is better and this year Chris Sharma is gonna come and lecture on how smoking blunts got him up a 15a. Word! 1998!! [ 12-06-2001: Message edited by: Dru ]

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: Just guessing since he\she is from the Homeland too. I saw that bastard stole my FROM location. Never seen him here though?

Those porters (who according to a documentary on Porter Abuse I just saw at the Banff Film Fest are not Sherpas at all but lowland Nepalis) are making peanuts because they are getting screwed over by local trekking companies. They should organize, unionize, and strike. And some big Western companies like Patagucci should ante up the cash for the strike fund so they can afford to sit out the time it will take to makethe companies play along until they get fair wages and better working conditions (like tents to sleep in and proper clothing) out of them. As for me I say bring in mules or llamas or whatever. This is the only porter I abuse. 1996! [ 12-06-2001: Message edited by: Dru ]