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whatever happened to good old tied-length-of-1 inch webbing harnesses

quote: Originally posted by Terminal Gravity: Can anyone recommend a functional but small (40ish cm) ice hammer that is light, preferably way under a pound. I saw the perfect one at Barrabes. It was yellow and black. I did not copy down info and now it is not on the site. yellow and black 3rd tools i know of are simond super fox (probably the one you think of) and quasar compact 3rd, which prob weighs more than 1 lb.

Johnny, (shouldn't that be Jimmy, as in, No jimmy?) I save my experimenting for drugs. Im still in my "drug phase". This .gif has no relevance but i put it in anyways

PS "Kathy" you spelled Rigor Mortis wrong. I would bet a that Kathy is Bonzo ??

Poor Bonzo. I liked that unrefined surge of pure aggro. Maybe Trask or Z will take up the torch.

I saw some shootin stars and I hear Capt. got a meatier shower.

True story, sunny weekend in June, called a once-keen climbing friend and started hyping about some UNCLIMBED ROUTE we should go and do... "Naw, I got an Ultimate tournament this weekend" he said.

quote: Originally posted by rat: [ 11-16-2001: Message edited by: rat ] How 'bout this: U.S. "GROSSLY UNPREPARED" FOR UNLIKELY THREATS Washington, D.C. (SatireWire.com) - In a haunting Senate hearingtoday on risk assessment and emergency readiness, officials fromdozens of government agencies conceded the United States is"grossly unprepared" to deal with thousands of highly unlikelythreats, including falling chunks of the Moon should it explodeinto pieces, or the simultaneous spontaneous combustion of everyperson east of the Mississippi. Or anything to do with vampires or poisonous housecats. As senators listened aghast, officials from the Centers forDisease Control, FBI, FDA, NASA, and National Endowment for theArts confessed that despite the safeguards implemented sinceSeptember, the country remains at implausible risk. CDC Director Dr. Jeffrey Koplan was equally disheartening in hisanalysis. "If some undetectable disease is introduced that spreads soquickly and is so deadly that anyone within a 1000-mile radiusdies before they're even exposed, we have not dedicated adequateresources to handle that effectively at this time, no," Koplansaid. Asked what diseases might fit this category, Koplan shifteduncomfortably as he acknowledged the CDC did not know of any,nor had it directed drug companies to prepare a vaccine tocombat them. That response infuriated and terrified Sen. PatRoberts, R-Kan. "What do you mean you 'don't know of any'?" asked Roberts. "Theentire nation, and perhaps the entire world, could be killed bythis virus and you've never even heard of it? I won't evenbother asking what you're doing about killer bees." While some senators and agency directors focused on externalthreats - under withering cross examination, Mary Ryan,assistant secretary of state for consular affairs, confessedthat Canada could attack at any time. - many wondered ifinternal dangers were being adequately addressed. Occupational Safety and Health Administration administrator JohnHenshaw, for instance, was noticeably cowed after MississippiSen. Trent Lott turned his attentions on office supplies. "Well, God help us," intoned Sen. Joseph Biden, D-Del., who thenordered the Senate's sergeant-at-arms to remove all staplersfrom the Capitol building and congressional offices. Homeland Security Director Tom Ridge, however, urged senators tostop the hearings, explaining that airing such dangers publiclycould expose weaknesses that America's enemies would exploit.Biden, however, said the American people deserved to know whattheir government was doing to safeguard them, and asked Ridge ifhis team had considered the possibility that a rogue nationmight create a Category 5 hurricane the size of Asia that wouldhave the ability to suck up the entire U.S. wheat harvest. "Boy, I don't think so," Ridge replied as several senators ranscreaming from the building as a precaution. "Also, I haven'tgiven much thought to the potential for an army of lethallyradioactive wallabies that could crawl into all our beds atnight, pretending to be pillows." Health and Human Services Secretary Tommy Thompson, meanwhile,testified that HHS was ill-prepared to respond if everyAmerican, from infant to the elderly, suddenly began smokingcigarettes and continued to do so, non-stop, 24 hours a day.However, Sen. Jesse Helms, R-N.C., had Thompson's testimonystricken from the record, arguing that it described a "goal,"not a threat.

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: Kilt eh! Schoeller Spandex sam same bro. I bet you just like it when boys look up your skirt I like it when girls REACH up my skirt.

2nd most # of posts on cc.com Most # of posts (articles) on bivouac.com Largest amount of Spray on Gripped.com

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: I got a purple helmet for your mouth Drul. i got 5 knuckles for your teeth punk! i guess your Purple helmet matches your Blue Balls?

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: The word is publicly out and it is that you got some new spandex miniskirt to boulder your V5.2 in. One can only draw conclusions after seeing the photos It's a KILT!!!! not a Miniskirt and it is made of Schoeller ExtremeSkin SuperPlaid UltraTechy2001, not Spandex.

Is that offer just open for Beck or would you take a Canadian?? That sounds like my ideal house... oh wait, it would only be a 7 hour commute each way to my job... damn. Later.

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: SmallWallSmallNutsack?Cocky I bet you and Drul would make great partners. You could both work that 5.6 jughaul at Vworld together Capt Im still working the redpoint on a 5.4, it will take me a while before I start projecting a .6

Do you have to wear a BD Avalung to ride in a TNF Avalanche?

quote: Originally posted by BigWallBigBallsRocky: Dru is about as clever as a sack of dead puppies, yup. I am king. you all suck. BigFallLittleBallsRookie, sorry I killed your puppy, man. It was good with BBQ sauce BTW. If you wanna be a spray lord you are going to have to go for some serious VOLUME. Until then I hope you are still having fun bivying on the 4th bolt of a VWorld 5.7 jug haul.

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: Speaking of helmets. I am thinking about putting a grivel Evolution pick on my helmet this winter to help me ice climbing. Speaking of helmets why dont you sharpen some teeth on your purple helmet and when your arms get tired you can do a groin thrust and rest... oh I guess the teeth would make your other favorite activity harder to do

Page 11? Hello? you there?

Getting closer... and closer... and closer.... Where is Caveman he should be helping out! quote: Originally posted by Dru: Are we there yet mommee? where is page 11?? ________________ My Lou is the biggest of them all.

Are we there yet mommee? where is page 11?? ________________ My Lou is the biggest of them all.

andnowpage11ihope quote: Originally posted by Dru: I will be first to post on page 10! Starting Now! ____________________________________I got a bigger Lou than you do.

atthisratewewillallbeonpage100soon thatshouldbefun

Shatner Wigs Out And Woks. Toupee Or Not Toupee?

I will be first to post on page 10! Starting Now! ____________________________________I got a bigger Lou than you do.

quote: Originally posted by JayB: What are the odds of Banks Lake or Lilloet(sp?)being in in late December? Lillooet - good. LILLOOET LILLOOET LILLOOET. "Ell-eye-double-ell-double-oh-et-tee."