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quote: Originally posted by sexual chocolate: Hey, I Moondanced with a footsack in my bum once. I highly recommend it! Thanks for sharing about your choice of butt plugz. When did Daddy pop your cherry anyway? [ 11-30-2001: Message edited by: Dru ]

yeah have a ball on guys back side !

2 down.... 2 to go. Hari krsna Hari Krsna Krsna Krsna hari hari! Harry potter harry potter potter potter harry Harry.

Launches Tomorrow! even the teaser she's got up there today is pretty funny. and she's got West Pole Brand sponsoring her!

quote: Originally posted by chriss: Wasn't there a guy that rode there on his bike, carried his own gear in and climbed Everest without O2?? And rode back home. chris Goran Kropp - and he took a train through russia on the way home cheater! lets see a north american do that! no oxygen for the ocean crossing either. tim mcartney-snape did it first - he sailed his sailboat from australia to India then walked to everest from the beach, climbed it and sailed home. give money to sherpas & porters - support the local economy. in the Valley pay dirtbags to carry your haulbag to base of Half Dome for you. on Rainier hire dirtbags to kick steps to the summit for you! (DAN LARSON!!)

once upon a time there was a rabbit and a bear hopping through the woods. The bear asked the rabbit "Do you ever think about God?" The rabbit said "All I think about is carrots." The bear said "Do you think God made those carrots?" The rabbit replied. "Mmm carrots. I really like carrots. Mmmmm". The bear then asked "What would you do if there were no more carrots?" "Oh - now i'm really hungry. carrots carrots carrots, mmm mmm mmm" said the rabbit. Then a falling tree squashed them both to jelly.

Blizzard of freshiez outside my window right now plab! plab! plabbity plab plab!

nolan, 1 word: thong.

Ice climbing sucks. To enjoy ice climbing you must have low brain power and a weak imagination. Ice kills you deader than any other climbing form. To be a good ice climber you must have retractable balls, no brain and big calves (mooooo). If they invented an ice climbing simulator they would put you in a meat locker and hit you with hockey sticks for 6 hrs then drive a truck over your fingers and toes. I wish it would freeze!

Put em al together and unilaterally flame Damn Lambonolaner!

what about donna top step and bunny foo foo?

those 69 people who found this site using keywords And and The must have been pretty confused

quote: Originally posted by David Parker: I like these better: (.)(.) Looks like a couple of zits on your ass!

Help JERRYs trying to come on to me! Sorry JERRY I prefer girls. Avalanche Bulletins for BC South Coast: http://www.avalanche.ca/Bulletin.html

You read through "Selected Cascades" and there are few (if any) routes by Alan Kearney/Brian Burdo/Pete Doorish. You read Burdo's Wash Pass selected guide and there are few routes by Kearney or Nelson (but have they put up many routes there? I dont know that). you read Kearney's recommended Cascades list in that old Climbing mag and there are no Nelson/Burdo/Doorish routes. What up with that? Old rivalries or some innocuous explanation?

JERRY that depends who is in bed with you!

quote: Originally posted by Kyle: There's nothing wrong with spray per se, but it doesn't seem to be able to stay in its place. Problem is this whole site's getting so saturated with spray that it's becoming less interesting by the day. Soon there will only be about 4 guys left here, all non-stop circle-spraying each other in every post. Post some interesting responses and trip reports then . what you complain about is "background noise" that will vanish if more signal appears to fill the bandwidth

after doing the n couloir of joffre I was so wasted that I hallucinated a 3 foot tall mushroom growing out of the snow super marios style.

quote: Originally posted by Courtenay: 'kay guys, can we keep this area clean, please? What about those typewriters and dowel pullups then? do they work or not?

quote: Originally posted by Terminal Gravity: Dru, I am happy to hear that I was mistaking. No true Absinthe in th US. Are you the smartest guy in the world...is there anything you don't know something about? I am impressed. I know nothing at all about baseball and football trivia. Ditto guns, airplanes, standard clutches, and the dialectics of postmodernism. I know very little about classical music and boy bands. Cell biology, genetics and biochemistry are subjects I am only cursorily knowledgeable in. Can't ski at all. Can't drive standard. Can't barbeque properly, it always ends up blackened anmd half raw. Second to Capt. in posting to this bbs. I have no avatars. Cant remember rules to cribbage. Weak at TV trivia, never seen an episode of Cheers or Ally McBeal. Not familiar with much long hair tight jeans 80s rock and roll.

quote: Originally posted by Terminal Gravity: Cap.C ; Good point about the border police. I'm pretty sure I can't take kegs across the border and they damn well sure won't fit up my ass. Dru - Since you asked. Malt, yeast, water and just a bit of Fuggles hops for aroma. And then, the botanicals!Scottish Marsh Rosemary ( nothing like common rosemary), Sweet Gale and Yarrow. The Yarrow contains a chemical called thujone (sp?) which is the psychoactive ingredient in true Absenthe. (The Absenthe that you can get in Canada uses wormwood that has been bred to have no thojone in it.) Those three herbs together produce a nice old world flavor in the beer and a buzzy, happy euphoria with a bit of sexual arousal thrown in for good measure. That was step one. Now it gets good. I then took some Mandrake and steeped it in ethanol to make a ticture and added that to the boiling wort. Mandrake was one of the most sacred plants of druids. It is in the nightshade family along with henbane. In small quantities it produces great energy and feelings of superhuman strength and invulnerability (the berserker connection). In moderate quantities it can cause loss of muscle control or a coma. More than that it is fatal. The base beer is a sour mash with a bit of smoked malt brewed to be about 8% alchohol. True to form for the special occasion beers of old England. ehmmic, There may not be any of this beer left, but I promise that I will bring as many kegs as needed for the spring ropeup. Will, I do hope that we all can get together Tuesday [ 11-29-2001: Message edited by: Terminal Gravity ] You can get Absinthe in Canada with quite high thujone content. But don't drink Hills Absinthe from Czech Republic! That is the thujone-less stuff. More info www.erowid.org

Has anybody done a lat pull or a pull up in Puyallup (or however you spell it?) Courtenay, what about "typewriters" (pull up, lock off, shift back and forth between locked off arms, release, repeat). I have heard they are a better exercise for climbing than just sets of pull ups. Also, what about doing pullups on dowels hung from a pull up bar so the hands are in the same position as they would be when ice climbing. would that help?

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: Nah the Tooth Wow! I never knew you did the FA of the Tooth!

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: Hey tell Fred I climbed some mountain. Lichtenberg or what??