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is that a porn site or what? im not gonna open it the net nanny they got on my computer gets pissed at that stuff.

quote: Originally posted by jon: A brutal ab routine is to do write the alphabet with your legs while laying on your back. Do you hold a pen in your toes or just mime writing?

erik: drul you might do yourself better if you were not so bitter towards women. im not bitter!!! I drink bitter!! & have you found that being whipped makes you "do yourself better" [sic]? i am seriously researching asexual spores as we speak. be your own belay slave!

get hangboard hang by hands tuck up into bat position hook toes on big jugs let go with hands hang upside down do a few upside down situps till your toes slip off land on your head on the mat repeat *This exercise first demonstrated to me by Andy Cairns. If you get hurt blame him.

RURP = Pope. So just call em both purp.

Erik: i used to not like techno music, but after some openness and the willingness to broaden my perspectives i kinda like the stuff in limited basis. i used to be some hard head and stick to my guns, but i learned that being one dimensional only limited myself. now i like hip-hop and techno, but country well ya know. this lesson has carried over into many faucets of my life and i am glad that i can be a better person for it. Translation: my new chica made me listen to techno and dance and i discovered that i better like it if i wanna get laid. As for Kid Rock the guy gets Pammy booty, what more does he need?

...or Hannukah or Kwanzaa (what is that anyways it sounds like an Australian airline) or Pagan Winter Revel or whatever? New ice tools? Rock pro? Skis? Keg of beer ? Trained Squirrels?

Coyote the trickster plays tricks on old man wolf. Hey Wolf you want to be tough and strong so you can eat white man's cow? Oh sure Coyote (thinks hee hee i will eat coyote too!). But stupid white man not so stupid, he kills wolf! Now just coyote left. no wolf to stop him. he goes everywhere. good trick huh, you like?

all your massive drum and bass are belong to me!

to make you feel bad http://www.gravsports.com/Ice%20Pages%20Folder/Route%20Descriptions/Conditions.htm 10 days and counting!

quote: Originally posted by freak: I really have no Idea last think I remember befor the coma was ACES HIiiiiiggggggggghhhhhhhh. That sounds like some bouldering beta for the V420 sit start to the problem of "Pub Club Bar Stool" at Alki Rock.

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: Really?! Did they Change their name to Iron Fairies or something? At least we still have ACDC! Funny you mention fairies cause we all know what "AC/DC" means in the personals column.

There is no such thing as Techno. I rock my wig with DRUM AND BASS! can I get a rewind? REWIND! I rock my wig with DRUM AND BASS!I rock my wig with DRUM AND BASS!I rock my wig with DRUM AND BASS!I rock my wig with DRUM AND BASS!I rock my wig with DRUM AND BASS!I rock my wig with DRUM AND BASS!I rock my wig with DRUM AND BASS!I rock my wig with DRUM AND BASS!I rock my wig with DRUM AND BASS! ...in your fuckin' FACE!

quote: Originally posted by MysticNacho: this thread is the biggest waste of time ever! Yeah baby, yeah!

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: I am the anchor Dru I thought you were the Walrus! 'Cause I am the Eggman! goo goo ga joob.

Another vote for Quarks for any non-alpine - mixed, ice, low angle, super steep. and if you want the versatility of going in the alpine get Axars! Charlet stuff is the best for ice except their silly screws with the turbine thingy .

I got some of that Spectra-A stuff that came out pretty good in the test but when I belay Caveman I will switch to nylon because of the chance the anchor will get loaded.

sometimes if you are lucky you can pop a screw through into water under pressure and it blasts out the ice core and gives you a running water spurt from your screw. kinda like tapping a keg but without the head... it would be cool if it was beer though. Terminal G., you have to design us an iceclimb made of frozen running beer on the outside of your brewery...

I invented a new form of ice climbing. 1) get on a route 2) hang from a screw/bolt/hook etc. and wait for a good climber to climb by you 3) hook a tool onto his or her haul loop 4) get dragged up the climb I call this Dru Tooling. Perhaps soon I will dru tool my way up many coveted M10+ routes.

thimble is only v4 but highball. i bet it gets done every week nowadays with 16 spotter dudes and their maxi pads all spewing beta at you. what the hell, thimble was v4 done in the early 60's, fontainebleau had v7 in the late 50's...

FWIW there seems to be a fair amouunt of groundwater flow and if it evr does freeze up good then routes are gonna be fat... House Of Cards looked like this might be the year to climb it, more ice there than at any time in last 2 years... sketchy bridge across near night & gale (up near dam), for salmon stakes etc prepare to wade.

23 posts left until page 20. i think jon and tim should just delete posts at random so they are seen as capricious deities to be placated (I stole that phrase from an anthropology text describing the origins of religion).

hands swollen from what? #4 camalot is knee jam and chicken wing size for me. luckily you can lieback/undercling then slap for a big jug on that route so you never have to really jam it except for a knee jam.

quote: Originally posted by mikeadam: Hmmm...Bubu-Twight versus unknown...unhearalded Canadian, American, Slovenian, Japanese,Gypsy climbing bums living in their trucks freezing all winter and totally against self promotion. I smoked a bowl with a slovenian japanese gypsy once. it was pure skunk.

spway on. i go home now. work over! 4:20 at 4:45!