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	El hombre de las cavernas del capitán vio por último que su aparato no funcional hace varios años su estómago ha llegado a ser desde entonces tristemente mucho demasiado grande. Sea pican piensa que él es un perrito pero él es un minino del foofoo. El sacerdote visitó a su madre pero no la esperó que el niño a vivir cuando él nació un aborto rápido era aconsejado en lugar de otro ella alimentó al bebé mucho bocado de las cortezas de la manteca de cerdo y del cerdo encima del oooh del bebé su tan alegre como un tazón de fuente por completo de gelatina!
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	Man it is funny watching you and #### ####### dissing each other... try the online.cgi to figure who is who.
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	my gym membership card
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	quote: Originally posted by BigWallBigBallsRocky: The Capt was never me. Dru started the avatar and then traded me to #### ####### in return for the rights to "verticalswamp". The .sig is supposed to represent Sexual Cocoapuff dancing for joy. I have no avatars. Everything posted here is a lie.
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	quote: Originally posted by willstrickland: That's funny stuff, you'd think the guy would learn after the second or third time..but how do you get rescued soloing? There a ledge on the route or something? Word is that while living in CO he went to the Diamond, on-sight soloed some 5.10 line, downclimed another 5.10 line, and soloed yet another (harder)line before calling it a day and fetching the Sheaf Stout stashed at the base. That's pretty impressive considering the altitude, and even the sheer amount of ground covered. Too bad really, hopefully Dean doesn't meet the same fate. It's an addiction, and that's the biggest reason I don't solo often...that and my small nads. As I understand it it is a slabby arete with no gear and the rescue consisted of someone walking to the top and chucking down a rope for him to grab while he stood on some little foothold and moaned.
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	quote: Originally posted by mtnrgr: Why no help from the women? Are you insinuating ehmmic is a guy?
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	quote: Originally posted by plexus: Hey epb... Have ya done anything in the Cheam Range? Is the rock as crappy as they say? The rock in general is kinda choss but the snow and ice are good.
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	When Derek Hersey was in Britain he had to get rescued 4 x in a row off Edge Lane, a mid-5.11 (E4 6a) he was trying to solo. The rescue team finally said - If we have to come back here again for you we'll break both your fucking legs. It was only when he moved to Colorado that he turned into some sort of hardman.
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	quote: Originally posted by trask: You be hung like large fucking horse then, you lucky bastard. Hey Fred you got some lunch. HUH WHA? I SAID YOU GOT SOME LUNCH? Oh yeah I've got a few candy bars (displays Clif bars) and some baloney... oh (sniff), uh, this baloney is a few months old now... want some sausage? looks like horse cock but it tastes good, mmmm. No thanks Fred. HUH WHA? I SAID NO THANKS FRED!!!!
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	Dru, stati playin intorno con quel traduttore di dialetto non li avete. Ho usato quella cosa per una presentazione alla scuola sul ruolo del dialetto dell' allievo in aule, ho pensato che fosse divertente maledetto, ma ho ottenuto il Male grazioso colpito PC per grano saraceno e Jive! Ci erano alcuni pulcini grassi dalla valle che non ha gradito il dialetto della mucca neanche!
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	yup those snowboards make good deadmen.
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	Dis is Rocky. I have merry self signing. I play with me regularly. I would like to go to Rockies for Christmas and in the morning, which are from the RURP CUZ jealous, which is he a better wall mountain climber than I. I peein in the facen Dis is Rocky. Slap mah fro! I have merry self signing. I play with me regelmssig. I mchte to Rockies fr Christmas and mo'gens go, which are from the RURP CUZ jealous, the a ' bessera ' a Wandbergsteiga ' as I is ah ' peein in there ' facen
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	quote: Originally posted by OfficeSpace: I would take a set of balls. That way you can just solo it. If your partner is weak don't tie in. If you are weak tie in. Bold words from a guy who struggles up 5.9 in the gym.
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	quote: Originally posted by jordo: I'm assuming Snowy Owl there Dru? Is the rock as chossy as I think it is on the N. Face of the Owls? it is OK but the snow is better!!!!
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	quote: Originally posted by ehmmic: Remember to ask her about herself, interests, etc. and you'll score big points. Oh yeah, make sure you listen to what she says too. Just don't take along your notebook and write it down, cause you arent gonna get points for that level of detail. In fact she might get pissed at you recording evidence to the contrary if she decides or is planning to change her story later on. DONT take vegetarians to a BBQ house for dinner and dont take new age hippie chicks to see action movies. DO open doors and suchlike for them, even the ones that say they don't like it, will be pleased you made the effort, the first few times you do it.
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	quote: Originally posted by erik: i always thought the recessive genes dominated. thats why you are short right?? and with you r boot, you will have to catch me first and then ask nicely. before you are finalized. i gotta do some work!!> sessshh back to bio 101, recessives recess and dominants dominate. so for recessive genes to come up you pretty much gotta have a mom whos your sister. which you do. ps i am 6' 4"
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	el hombre de las cavernas del capitán sopla tuercas de los perros. oigo que el erik tiene gusto de fumar la hierba con las ovejas que el dru es strickland divino se pega en pernos del truncamiento de Portland el papa es un crossdresser.
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	It was formed but might have Melted Out by now. Rained on on Saturday. bottom pillar looked good but very thin higher up (thin shell of ice over rock. Tied off stubbies?
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	quote: Originally posted by erik: and i haven't dated a climber chick, cause i am scared! im scared not to.
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	lillowet this weekend too. http://weatheroffice.ec.gc.ca/scripts/citygen.pl?client=ECCDN_e&city=WKF
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	Dunno about TRing but only about one party in 10 ever makes it to the top of the Plum anyways. Route is long and days is short. Marble Canyon is about only place near Lillooet it is possible to walk to top of 1st pitch hence TRing. maybe we need to dynamite the ledge off or import some geography from haffner creek for the hordes. I vote we get Lyle to set up a leaky pipe and make some farmed ice near the Terzaghi Dam outlet.
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	Das you guys like Mannheim Steamroller?
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	orig route goes clean (and free...) leave pins at home! take lots of TCU. this info 3rd hand. take with NaCl.
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	a dozen snow flukes no actually, for a 45-55 degree snow route, i usally solo if partner is Ok with it as the speed is safety on n faces with rockfall etc. if alpine ice may be present at that angle I take about 6 titanium screws and a picket or two, and 4-5 pitons. that rack worked great for this:
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	m10s are semi-flexible and work good on leather mtneering boots. m10s have vert front pts, true, but conditions where you realy need horizontal front pts i have found to be few and far between. the pts can be extended for snow or pulled in for hard ice. but the antibotte costs like $35 CDN more!!! bastards. maybe look at the dmm terminator as it is similarily shaped, adjustible, point-mixable and comes with a horizontal-ish "spoon" point set designed just for snow & weird crud mixed. and it comes with an antibotte. and its like $50 cheaper.
 
