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quote: Originally posted by ScottP: Like that dude they found in the Alps on the Austrian/Italina border in 1991.He was old school (like 5000 years old.) And Kwadai Dan Sinchi in the Yukon. Yeah... and they went and got Messner to come and take a look ot "Otzi" the Iceman, and Messner just grabbed the body and yanked it off the ice. And it turns out the Iceman's dick was still frozen to the ice and when Messner did that the poor ice man's whole genital apparatus was ripped right off the body and remained frozen to the ice. Which goes to show you that climbing 8000m pks without O's does not make you an archaeologist. I was waiting for the headline in "Hot Flashes" - REINHOLD MESSNER RIPS DEAD GUYS BALLS OFF - but they never ran it.

he was here this morning. i think bill gates needed a groin massage though. "Borbon get in here with that hot oil or I will reveal all your avatar names to the world... for I am Bill Gates, Lord of the Internet"

pair of Quarks, or 2 pink tri cams - toss up.

i have a #0.5 rigid shafted friend dating from c. 1980, made out of titanium. i have never placed it. i got it as compensation trade for telling my buddy luc where some other booty was that i could not remove when i found it. it is probably on its 3rd owner and i doubt any of us have ever placed it much. i know i have never placed it in 5 years of owning it. im keeping it for those thin sandstone aid cracks i hope to do more of some day years from now.

Skins and furs, wooden club, bone tipped wooden arrows, hemp fiber shoes stuffed with straw, hemp fiber sun hat, beard.

no, check it out, trask is doing it right now! (eh he was just a minute ago). [ 12-14-2001: Message edited by: Dru ]

the water bottle is a hot topic... this thread is destined to be the next "muir on saturday"... gatorade bottle sucks!gatorade bottle sucks!gatorade bottle sucks!gatorade bottle sucks!gatorade bottle sucks!gatorade bottle sucks!gatorade bottle sucks!gatorade bottle sucks!gatorade bottle sucks!gatorade bottle sucks!gatorade bottle sucks!gatorade bottle sucks!gatorade bottle sucks!gatorade bottle sucks!gatorade bottle sucks!gatorade bottle sucks!

you could always go euro and carry water around in a metal SIGG fuel-type bottle. only weighs about as much as the water inside it. but you don't get the leachate of endocrine disruptor chemicals from the soft plastic into the water... :

I found if you put a skull and crossbones on your waterbottle you never have to share water with anyone

Have you ever noticed while hanging out in the online.cgi ( http://www.cascadeclimbers.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=whos_online ) that about half of those who start replying to a thread never finish it up and post the reply? Any ideas why? I can see 1) they suddenly realize they are talking shit and dont want to look like a Dru/Caveman class spraylord. 2) the boss walks in 3) they crash their computer 4) ?????

would it not be nearly futile to try to banish all 1000+ of capt's avatars or what? he adds a new one every week or so...

i pour boilage in my lexan nalgene then put it in an OR WATER BOTTLE PARKA and that way it is still liquid when i go to drink it 3 pitches up Riptide.

if you pour boiling water into gatorade bottles you can melt them.

>>MULLET HAIKUS >> >>Shampoo stings my eyes, >>I will never feel that twice: >>slick hair smells like gas. >> >>Oh! Squirrel brother, >>Your tail, my hair. We are one. >>Yet I must eat you. >> >>I liked that foreign >>legion movie so much, I >>grew me one them hats. >> >>Brown edged tank top sticks >>to my white clumpy armpits >>Somehow I get laid. >> >>Flowing down the back >>helps to keep mind closed, hate >>released by short top >> >>My hair is slammin >>like Stone Cold. Can I get a Hell >>yeah? Hell yeah. Hell yeah. >> >>This super cool hair >>and a bucket of chicken: >>What more could I want? >> >>my slick snakeskin boots >>my silk shirt with rooster prints >>always colored jeans >> >>Lynnrd Skynnrd didn't >>win no spelling bees. Who cares? >>They rock the trailer. >> >>Razor set to one. >>Do front and sides and then stop >>Reaffirm my style. >> >>Metallica is >>for first graders. Nothing rocks >>harder than Winger. >> >>Dogs urinate where >>they so choose. And so do I. >>Red and blue lights flash. >> >>Teen runaway, I >>hate my dad. Yet I am one. >>Fly, thunderbird, fly. >> >>Ponytails are for wimps. >>But if you let that hair loose, >>you are my brother. >> >>New white tank top tucks >>neatly into tight black jeans: >>redneck romeo. >> >>Short like your schooling. >>Long like your prison sentence. >>The penal haircut. >> >>Bald on the top and >>long on the back. Behold my >>glorious skullet. >> >> >

http://www.cascadeclimbers.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=23&t=000221deja deja vu vu vu - Max beat you by HOURS!!

quote: Originally posted by verticalturtle: Polar Circus is nice and frozen That's where I'm going. Me too! me ice

erik cpt.

http://www.bivouac.com/TripPg.asp?rq=Pg&TripId=1463

What defines old skool to you? 1) Alpenstocks and hemp rope 2) Tennis shoes and ropes tied around the waist and Army surplus ring angles. 3) webbing swamis and Terrordactyls. 4) White canvas painters pants and whillans harnesses 5) EBs worn with striped socks, chalk bags the size of basketballs hung on a biner from a tube webbing belt, and Adidas track pants 6) Lycra, Fires, and quickdraws made of two D biners. 7) 3-layer Goretex, simond pirahnas, purple fleece, and a carpet chunk for a crash pad?

"The Weed of Crime bears Bitter Fruit", actually. I know all this Shadow trivia. I know who Margo Lane is and so on. But where can I score some of that weed of crime?

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When you are heading up to Squamish, take a right at Lions Bay. it has definitely been skiied before. Look out for a 15m water ice step halfway down. 1.5 hrs in to the base. http://www.bivouac.com/MtnPg.asp?rq=Pg&MtnId=574 [ 12-14-2001: Message edited by: Dru ]

quote: Originally posted by MysticNacho: sic semper tyrannus! Sick tempered tyrannosaurus? not what i want to meet. Non illegitimi carborundum.