Dru

"I'm buying". thats all the language you need to know to climb with Canucks. You will make many friends!

Lisa had to go home to her husband

Yahk, BCBaring, WA. (I always wonder what gets bared? ) Pe Ell, WA. Why didnt they just call it PL? And is Joe, Montana any worse than George, Washington? The Dru, Chamonix. [ 01-18-2002: Message edited by: Dru ]

MEc is the best in Vancouver. IN Squamish visit Valhalla Pure or Climb-On.

You know, on the main page this topic says "I can't stop using the word..." I thought the word was gonna be FRESHIES. fuck!

a bunch of digital printouts of trips from the last few months cause i have the color printer here at work. most of them are on bivouac.com too.but it is down right now so i cant link to one for ya.

I like what Mugs Stump said to TNF executives back in the late 80's: "You guys aren't paying attention. I'm on your fucking sponsored team and I dont even use a TNF pack or clothing - cause it SUCKS!" Too bad the lesson didnt last for those guys. Cause TNF still, or again, sucks...

quote: Originally posted by trask: my car smells like pussy no that's you trask cause it is whatchoo are!

Yeah, ice climbing guidebooks all lie, I went to Lillooet in July and there wasnt even a smidgen of ice on Honeyman Falls! damn guidebook didnt say a fuckin thing about that

What about constipation stories? The turtles head comes out to look around but the turtle will not leave the shell... the turtle is encouraged, first with a little poke from a TP-clad finger - then a few fingers... then a whole hand - then the Leatherman pliers come out, and the poor victim tries to remember what he saw in "Savage Love" about methods of relaxing the sphincter to allow large objects to pass through My story is about "flaming ring". One time up in Northern BC I made some chili for dinner and dumped in a whole jar of cayenne by mistake. The next day I was hiking around and pinched a loaf. Damn it burned like hellfire! Wiped, continued hiking, still burned .... getting hotter... got some more bush tickets, wiped again, still burning, TP caught on fire so I took off my pants and ginch and waded into a nearby river.... that helped a bit but then the river started to dry up from the heat, so I ended up going for a pants-off butt glissade ona handy snowbank to freeze the ring into numbness. AAAAHHHH! at last relief! [ 01-18-2002: Message edited by: Dru ]

its a skinny neck bottle of beer that dude is holding. not only ave i nevair clim ze tooth i never even see her!

just change "rope lead" to "King Of Spray"

ive got huge gear and had it even when i was a beginner.

sounds just like Whistler back country. but there is enough snow in Canada we dont have designated snow parks and snow play areas.

ray first me next.

The DEAD BIRD!

quote: Originally posted by jblakley: "Given the choice of to suck or to be sucked I must say I would chose the later" (thick Indian accent) Ghandi That musta been Cherry flavored Ghandi.

I leave the self abuse to desperate guys like Anus Cling. I am "walking guidebook". [i]I know all beta[/i]. The reason it is unclimbed is because all activity in the Coast Range is reported to my secret spies. so there. powell river kicks. big walls everywhere. RURP would be jealous.

NE face of Joffre is real nice. Good ice in the late summer and fall. Nice hut to dry out in and inhale.

sounds like his route with marko prezelj on denali is the badness from last spring.

i dont take bombers across the border it was his and he shared! i guess i am in the "chongo nation" now.

quote: Originally posted by max: A serious question (I'm looking for help): How the hell do you keep so up on this damn board? my last post wasn't up but a minute and you had replied. Do you have some sort of "new message" alert? dave hang around in whos online and look for who is writing a message then reply as soon as they are done.

Score points in the mullet watching sweepstakes. See "Truckasaurus" eat a monster truck and spit out flames!

actually i think chongo has actually done some FA's in josh. he took us through the cave crawl in real hidden by moonlight once too. all the while burning a big bomber.

"If the rope is above you you aren't really climbing - you are just a dog on a leash" -Seamus O'Hooligan.