Charlie

On the topic- there a lot of "5.10" climbers at vantage who are going to be real dissapointed if they ever go anywhere else. 5.10 vantage is 5.7/5.8 Jtree! I just have to lauph out loud at some of the ratings at vantage-

You can't show pics from a tripod site on here for some reason-

Yeah baby- we've got a SWINGER on the board!

1. Forbidden/ SnakeDike/ Lost Arrow Spire2. RopeGun2001 (way better than Ropegun2002)3. The Nose/ Liberty Crack/ JBerg/ Slesse [ 01-23-2002: Message edited by: Charlie ]

THAT'S IT! I'M SICK OF YOU, YOU DIRTY REVEREND! YOU JUST NAME THE TIME AND PLACE AND I'LL BE THERE TO KICK YOU'RE HOLY ASS!

My battle list: *Sexual Chocolate (I miss him) *Rev D. Wayne Love (If I ever see that pervert I'm going to cut his nuts off and feed them to him!) *The German Guy (I can't remember what his name was, Pope hasn't used him lately)...pretty sad when you're mad at imaginary people, eh? *Donna Top Step (would like to challenge her to a mud-wrestling match)

It's about 700' tall, granite, with quality routes of varying difficulty. It can be approached in about an hour and descended by the walk off on the right.

Rosilyn; Ever see Northern exposure? There are a lot of sandstone boulders right in town (park at the Brick and head north) I went there a few times last year, it's ok. You can get some first "ascents"

J Tree!

Rosilyn

Capt Caveman is climbing with Fred Beckey this very moment.

Last winter, while in jtree- I was belaying a friend when I was overwelmed with the urge. I clenched my cheeks waiting for him to reach the belay. Finally, I ran around the corner, dropped my harness and pants, and began to let loose from both ends. Relieved, I pulled myself together and tied in. I got about 1/4 up the pitch when I reached around to chalk up- to my horror, my chalk bag was filled to the rim with urine!

OK, OK- what would you like me to write about?

There are more routes that were stripped- the 2 sport routes to the right of party in your pants just to name a couple. Also, I replaced 3 sets of anchors with hangers, slings, and rings- when I went back last weekend, someone had taken the slings and rings. I may have a suspect.

Trask- 2:44am? You were slurring up the board when I was on at 1:00- Someone needs to start giving out SWI's (spraying while intoxicated)... I would suggest just rubbing one out and passing out, it makes the nite shorter

never mind, I am an inferior computer geek [ 01-16-2002: Message edited by: Charlie ]

another vote for aliens- If I were to do it over, my rack would consist of aliens up to red, with chamelots .75 and up. (unfortunately I have some HB's and trangos mixed in) Aliens are nice in pin scars because of their narrow profile (most tcu's have dual stems on the outside, making them wider and preventing them from fitting in most scars)

I'm so proud of you- I'm fighting back the tears

geez- and I was just about to nominate capt caveman as the best alpine buddy.

it was kinda funny, one of my buddies nudges me and says "hey, isn't that the bum that always hangs around camp 4?"...he was unaware of his legend status.

how about: ifyouassholesstealanymoreofmyanchorsatvantageiwillshootyouinthefacewithmyshotgun? Kinda catchy eh?

Taping your hands before a crack climb is like having sex with a condom on. Don't cheat yourself- nothing beats admiring your 'gobes' while sitting at a desk monday morning.

I guess you haven't met Big Joe yet? I'm scared of my girlfriend.

not at all, that wasn't directed toward you. I was just joking along. I don't have any routes at vantage (except for "the 51st classic of north amerika" at the feathers)- (I noticed some new chalk on it, so it's living up to it's name.) I replaced some anchors that were stolen above some of the CRACK routes, and some fucker stole them again.

how about- "ifyouwantsomeactionI'llleaveyouintraction"?