glen Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 here's one to get us started: A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambone Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 Freakin scientists... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 My favorite of 2002: Dr. Flash Amazing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeclimb9 Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 So, this nitrogen molecule says to this oxygen molecule, "hey, I just lost an electron." The oxygen asks "Are you sure". The nitrogen replies "Yea, I'm positive". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 i love science humor! thanks glen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 To the tune of America the Beautiful: The carbonyl is polarized the carbon end is plus The nucleophile will thus attack the carbon nucleus. A Grigniard gives an alcohol of types there are but three. It makes a bonds to correspond From C to shining C. Is that nerdy enough for ya? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 i love o-chem! you guys are great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 Scientists, engineers and blow-boaters -- all insane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 Q: if both a bear in Yosemite and one in Alaska fall into the water which one disolves faster? A: The one in Alaska because it is Polar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 I rest my case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glen Posted January 24, 2003 Author Share Posted January 24, 2003 A horse walks into a bar... the bartender asks him, "So, why the long face?" yuk yuk yuk... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeclimb9 Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 When I die, I'd like to go like my grandfather did: Quietly in his sleep. Not screaming like his passengers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 (edited) oogle Edited January 24, 2003 by Cpt.Caveman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glen Posted January 24, 2003 Author Share Posted January 24, 2003 Okay, I guess we should all start staring at trask's avatar pics for 20 minutes a day... (*) (*) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 Okay, I guess we should all start staring at trask's avatar pics for 20 minutes a day... (*) (*) Trask! PM me back fucker! Q: How many atoms in a guacamole? A:Avocado's number. HAR HAR HAR HAR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 i love that one jon. even more juvenille: What's a cation afraid of? A dogion! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryland_moore Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 How do you make a hormone? Have sex with with her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 How do you make a hormone? Have sex with with her No, it's: How do you make a hormone? A: Refuse to pay her. (That's how I heard it originally, anyway.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 No, you're both wrong; it's: How do you make a hormone? Stick your dick in her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 She probably wouldn't even notice your tiny peepee when it entered her. Word is the Mrs. is pretty good with the tweezers and magnifying glass! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 You two turds are goddamn rude; clean up your act. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 Gee, Greg, that little quip was hilarious ... when DFA first heard it in third grade. Let's see if we can't bring those humor standards up to, say, highschool level at the very least. OK? Thanks, bud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 Aren't you still in high school? You have the advantage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 *yyyaaaawwwwwn* You can do better than that, dude. Hell, Trask could probably crap something funnier than that. Back to the drawing board. Wake the Doctor when you can dredge up something that will amuse someone older than the Barney demographic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glen Posted January 24, 2003 Author Share Posted January 24, 2003 Geez, even I can come up with something better than that... Q: How do you make a hormone? A: Give DFA a trenchcoat and let him flash. It's amazing how quickly these threads always decay to insults... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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