Bosterson Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 a Møøse once bit mi syster Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete_H Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 That definitely belongs in the "You know your a Canadian if..." category. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 the person who started this thread has been sacked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshb Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 (edited) Did you all know that a couple of weeks ago, a dog went over one of the cliffs and, as of last info, was on the way to the vet to be put down? I was there when this happened, watched the whole thing and helped in the rescue. The dog was blind and very old. It was wandering in the Red M&Ms vicinity. It took a wrong step and slid down a bit towards the lower cliffs. A few people tried to call to the dog to walk uphill from the cliff, but it kept stepping backwards in fear and confusion. Eventually it slipped again and went over the edge. Broke both legs at least. Put down at the vet in Quincy. Edited April 9, 2015 by joshb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caverpilot Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 I bought a dog the other day. I named him Stay. It's fun to call him. "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He's an East German Shepherd. I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he's not sure what I threw him. I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now. I took my dog for a walk, all the way from New York to Florida. I said to him "There, now you're done." The other day, I was walking my dog around my building, on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. Steven Wright (sorry, this thread just reminded me of the first joke...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 i can handle shitty crag dogs n' 3 legged craggy dogs, but craggy, 3-legged bad-dogs blow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 you dont eat a quality dog like that all at once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.radon Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Sometimes RuMR you are the one that needs to be on a leash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 Send this cat to patrol the crags for unleashed dogs: https://mynorthwest.com/3460416/infamous-bellevue-cat-wins-large-settlement-due-to-conflict-of-interest/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 3 hours ago, Bronco said: Send this cat to patrol the crags for unleashed dogs: https://mynorthwest.com/3460416/infamous-bellevue-cat-wins-large-settlement-due-to-conflict-of-interest/ What a litigious cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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