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I'm tellin' ya, we work out some of your hair and posture issues and you wouldn't have to be quite so desperate to fantasize about Trask and Sexy wink.gif

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yeah josh, it was a no summit, and once again i didn't even set foot on the ledges (nor even ever get a view up to the beehive)...however, just reaching muir felt like quite an accomplishment as rmi spent a whole week failing to do it and it only took us 2 1/2 days, only to spend 2 days seriously wondering just how much stronger the wind would need to get before the hut collapsed...hoping to get some pics from me friends soon, one is a classic video, what appears to be an astronaut emerging into a 70 mph snowy-breeze to take a shit, but only after grabbing onto a fixed line with one hand and an axe in the other, still managing to get blown over, wallowing up a 10 foot snowdrift that formed overnight in front of the john, then proudly posing atop said drift only to be hammered again....

 

good times

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I tried to put on weight preparatory to ice climbing Rockies but was only moderately successful HOWEVER, eating burgers cheeburga_ron.gif and beer in pub every night, plus munchie sessions frying up bacon at 1 AM, put on some poundage WHILE iceclimbing. Also sleeping inside warm rooms instead of outside in the cold probably helped the calorie conservation.

 

BUT: 1 15 hour day of mountaineering on Friday, consuming only 2 sticks of HCL.gif, 1 energy bar, some cookies and a few sunflower seeds plus a fruit & nut bar, did WONDERS. I musta lost 10 lbs. I bet half of it was dehydration though.

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The alpine god MFT says you must eat more. Preferably glucose polymers. So if you don't wear goretex, don'e carry/use gear, and try to go fast and Xtreeeeem, you MUST eat GU. They might even sponsor you if you spray enough. wink.gif

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You know, you don't have to stuff everything your mother puts in front of you into your pie hole.

 

LIAR tongue.gif YOU WOULD MAKE YOUR MOTHER CRY??? scoundrel, beast, devil., meanie

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