Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 Dr. Flash Amazing suspected it all along! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 What's more shocking than that is they actually made Monica Lewinsky look halfway decent in that picture Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted December 4, 2002 Author Share Posted December 4, 2002 Damn, Greg, you've really hit bottom now! Get a hold of yourself and think about what you just said, man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 Greg please compare to the other 3 individuals. Â "you get a coupla pig-men running around and all of a sudden I don't look so bad" - Costanza, Seinfeld. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 Hey, I said "halfway decent", not goddess-like. Halfway decent, as in, if she weighed half as much she'd look decent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted December 4, 2002 Author Share Posted December 4, 2002 What kind of good republican would take sloppy seconds on Bill Clinton's cum dumpster, is what DFA wants to know. For shame! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texplorer Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 I would have taken some seconds on JFK's lucky lady. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 Look, I didn't say I would bang her. I just said she wasn't looking so much like a mountain troll as she did before. Â I second Tex, I'd take Marilyn off JFK's hands for an evening, that's for sure. Yowzaaa!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 are speaking of Marilyn Monroe or Jackie O? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeclimb9 Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 Arwen looks pretty good. For an elf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 are speaking of Marilyn Monroe or Jackie O? Â Actually, sure, I'd take either. I'll bet behind that prim proper Bouvier exterior, Jackie was a raving sex machine!! Or not, since JFK was banging all sorts of other poon. But, could be fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 I'd bang old Monica. Course I'm not too picky when I'm shit faced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 to each his own... I prefer the Morning Star as does Gimli Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 Course I'm not too picky when I'm shit faced. Â Didn't you learn anything from marriages #1,#2, & #3? Knock that bitch up and wife number four is Shamu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 That ain't happenin', I'm neutered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muir_on_Saturday Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 Look, I didn't say I would bang her. I just said she wasn't looking so much like a mountain troll as she did before. look dude, you're busted. don't fight it. I second Tex, I'd take Marilyn off JFK's hands for an evening, that's for sure. Yowzaaa!!! she's like, dead, dude. if she was alive she'd be like, old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 Whatever, dude. Â We're talking Marilyn when JFK had her. That would make her alive, and hot. Dead I'd probably still take her over Monica (B)lewinsky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 (edited) Hey, I said "halfway decent", not goddess-like. Â yeah, i don't look anything like that ho! Edited December 5, 2002 by thelawgoddess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 yeah, i don't look anything like that ho! Â I'll say...bark like a dog for me, you little law goddess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 mrrrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 you vixen you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muir_on_Saturday Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 i'm sure for a little cash lawgoddess could put on a blond wig and sing "happy birthday mr. president" slow and sexy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 Now I'm in heaven. That's like, the best of both worlds. Or several worlds. Or, whatever...you just blew my mind, MOS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 Listen you chicks, now didn't . . . didn't you just say that you got off bein' juked with a BABY OCTOPUS . . . and spewed upon with cream corn . . . an' that your hair-lipped dyke-o bass-playing girlfriend on the backseat had to have it with a Yoo-hoo bottle or she went apeshit . . . ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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