tvashtarkatena Posted January 15, 2013 Posted January 15, 2013 (edited) Yes - the problem with battleship sized pumps isn't so much the visuals - its the Clydesdale effect. Limit yourself to lawns, wood chip paths, and other soft surfaces - or glue rubber pads at the strike points, and you'll be able to sneak up on at least hearing impaired people. It also pays not to be extremely ugly. Galena was/is that, by any measure. Think Steve Buscemi gene spliced with Tom Petty, then put through a terrible farm accident. Also, hold the tittering. And don't scratch where your balls used to be. Ever. Edited January 15, 2013 by tvashtarkatena Quote
prole Posted January 15, 2013 Posted January 15, 2013 If only criminals have guns then they should be pretty easy to identify and disarm. Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted January 15, 2013 Posted January 15, 2013 What a bunch of BS. How about a baseball bat, a chair, a good kick in the head, a fire extinguisher, your old softball trophy, whatever! A dozen people - really? How about teachers that want it, can have a bottle of mace in their desk drawer, pocket/purse, whatever? Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 15, 2013 Posted January 15, 2013 Back in my day, when a student gave the teach too much shit, the Teacher just picked him up and slammed him against the blackboard. OK, the teacher got in a little hot water for that....it did get our attention, though. Quote
Jim Posted January 15, 2013 Posted January 15, 2013 What a bunch of BS. How about a baseball bat, a chair, a good kick in the head, a fire extinguisher, your old softball trophy, whatever! A dozen people - really? How about teachers that want it, can have a bottle of mace in their desk drawer, pocket/purse, whatever? Sure. That ain't gonna kill anyone. My wife's a teacher and doesn't reach that level of paranoia. Though she worked in Montana doing field work for 5 years dodging grizzlies with no armament so I suspect she is fine. Quote
ivan Posted January 16, 2013 Posted January 16, 2013 i have part of an m-1 tank track on my podium i've always figured would be my emergency zombie tool, inshahallah Quote
Jim Posted January 17, 2013 Posted January 17, 2013 Glad the NRA is now engaging in a meaningful discussion on sensible gun restrictions. Reasonable Discussion Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 17, 2013 Posted January 17, 2013 (edited) What, with Gay Weed, Guns, n God's new underemployment, is the Age of Right Wing Fantasy Bullshit really ending? Are the adults really in the building after all these years? Could it be that the dumber 50% are being dragged, kicking and streaming, into the modern world, Lord? Could it be? Edited January 17, 2013 by tvashtarkatena Quote
prole Posted January 21, 2013 Posted January 21, 2013 [video:youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0G8XJNz4bY Quote
denalidave Posted January 21, 2013 Posted January 21, 2013 Can someone please take a fully auto assault rifle with dozens of 30 round clips to this fucktard thread? Please. Quote
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