Hey Joe

[Crux]

 

Hey Joe, where you goin' with that gun in your hand?

 

 

 

 

[lummox]

It is hard to resist political debates. Especially with ill-informed coworkers. Mouth breathing idiots!

So, IMHO, the one candidate wants to give my job away, increase my tax liability, and make education more expensive. It's not even a choice for me at that point on where my vote goes.

I voted a couple weeks ago (another perk of the job ). Course, my voting district is completely mail in now. Do it. Do it now.

[Pete_H]

I'm sure going to miss all the political tv ads when this whole thing is over.

 

"It's Susan Delbenne!" Almost as catchy as the mattress store jingle.

[tvashtarkatena]

While practicing for the last VP debate, Sarah Palin's handlers realized that she would not be able to remember Biden's last name. She solved the problem with her "May I call you Joe?" moment.

 

Clever girl.

 

 

[G-spotter]

will Paul Ryan cream his pants when he mentions Ayn Rand on national TV?

[tvashtarkatena]

Not his pants. Greenspan has promised to leap up onto the stage and blow him if that happens.

[tvashtarkatena]

Ryan's one of those (Republican style) "smartest guys in the room".

 

Just like Gingrich.

 

Love American politics. How do you Kanuckistanis stand the boredom without all the Demons and Angels an Death Panels n shit?

Edited October 11, 2012 by tvashtarkatena

[Pete_H]

Hopefully Ryan will have the opportunity to regail us with tales of his marathon running prowess.

[tvashtarkatena]

If you're gonna be a "numbers guy", it helps to be good with numbers.

 

BTW, I'm now a "5.12 guy".

Edited October 11, 2012 by tvashtarkatena

[G-spotter]

Hopefully Ryan will have the opportunity to regail us with tales of his marathon running prowess.

 

And how he's climbed all of ColoRADos 14er's

[Crux]

 

Time to ask the one big question we didn't hear, even though you were all surely thinking about it: Which candidate would be best suited for taking command of the United States' military arsenal... Sarah Palin or Paul Ryan?

 

 

[ivan]

Time to ask the one big question we didn't hear, even though you were all surely thinking about it: Which candidate would be best suited for taking command of the United States' military arsenal... Sarah Palin or Paul Ryan?

 

i like the guy who's had kids actually serve?

[denalidave]

If I only had a beer for every time I've heard how "Obama is gonna take our guns and put us in concentration camps" (over their dead bodies) here in Texas, I'd have a full fridge and a tasty buzz. Oh yeah, as well as "he is a Muslim with no Birth Certificate". Pretty funny.

[Crux]

How do you know Biden won the debate? When you hear Republicans whine about how the moderator wasn't a protective enough mother-figure for Ryan when Biden was laughing at him.

 

 

[tvashtarkatena]

Never piss off an Irishman.

 

This just in from FOX: debate rigged cuz the Obama's attended the moderator's wedding 'several years ago'.

 

'Several' meaning 20 years ago. They had actually printed that earlier but 'edited' it after Ryan's spanking. Not that any of the metal detector enthusiasts who read FOX daily would have noticed.

 

Ryan's similarly math and memory challenged, as any good Republican must be to live with themselves, so he was red meat for an old pro.

 

 

[glassgowkiss]

I love this part about 7:20, finally call it as it is.

[video:youtube]watch?v=5nWs3KVNW2s

[ivan]

good job, joe - now will you please stop spamming my in-box?

[tvashtarkatena]

Joe was so MEAN to poor Paul! So RUDE!

 

You know, the poor Paul who advocates cutting millions of poor, old, and sick Americans loose to fend for themselves.