tvashtarkatena Posted October 10, 2012 Posted October 10, 2012 If ya can't be grateful to the Baby Jebus for penises, vaginas, and anuses, what can ya be grateful for? Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted October 10, 2012 Posted October 10, 2012 (edited) I watched, but remain pure. And now, for something a little more upscale: The Moral Mind Edited October 10, 2012 by tvashtarkatena Quote
billcoe Posted October 10, 2012 Posted October 10, 2012 I don't know where kids learn this stuff today. Quote
keenwesh Posted October 10, 2012 Author Posted October 10, 2012 If ya can't be grateful to the Baby Jebus for penises, vaginas, and anuses, what can ya be grateful for? Fisting kits Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted October 10, 2012 Posted October 10, 2012 And I respect that. Just remember to ask your partner to remove any large rings beforehand, to avoid an impromptu education in colostomy bag use. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted October 10, 2012 Posted October 10, 2012 There isn't anything a bunch of middle aged hippies are gonna show your average modern kid that they haven't already seen in copious quantities online anyway. Best you can do is hand out condoms and advise them not to be an idiot. As for becoming sex addicts, that feature comes standard on most models. Pop Quiz: Which region of our Great Nation has the highest teen pregnancy and divorce rates? Quote
denalidave Posted October 10, 2012 Posted October 10, 2012 Pop Quiz: Which region of our Great Nation has the highest teen pregnancy and divorce rates? Utah! Oh my hayeck, u becha... Quote
denalidave Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 Pop Quiz: Which region of our Great Nation has the highest teen pregnancy and divorce rates? Utah! Oh my hayeck, u becha... My high school drill team in Utah was the "Bonnie Lassies" but were more colloquially known as the "Marching Mamas" as more than half were preggers. Better yet, in order to stay "pure" enough to get married in the "temple" girls would just take in in the rear to save their virginity. So the story goes, anyway. Quote
sobo Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 ...in order to stay "pure" enough to get married in the "temple" girls would just take in in the rear to save their virginity.Always loved that about Mormon girls... Quote
keenwesh Posted October 12, 2012 Author Posted October 12, 2012 I wonder if Mitt took it in the rear to save his virginity? Quote
denalidave Posted October 13, 2012 Posted October 13, 2012 I wonder if Mitt took it in the rear to save his virginity? Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted October 13, 2012 Posted October 13, 2012 I wonder if Mitt took it in the rear to save his virginity? I bet you wonder about that a lot. NTTAWWT sickie Quote
YocumRidge Posted October 13, 2012 Posted October 13, 2012 I wonder if Mitt took it in the rear to save his virginity? I bet you wonder about that a lot. NTTAWWT sickie And here I thought you were supposed to get some vodovka and go home to "parent". But what do I see? Quote
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