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[Fence_Sitter]

gonorheah beacuse DFA has an odd yet remarkably strong attraction to the little critters especially when they...

[Fence_Sitter]

durn double post

 

[ 09-23-2002, 08:23 PM: Message edited by: Fence Sitter ]

[freeclimb9]

(picking up the Allsion thread. She's gotta get something for taking the devil's club)

. . . so then, having run away in fear, he started mumbling about black helicopters, death squads, and . . .

[allthumbs]

and then and there it was decided that things had been going around in circles and it was time to organize and have a little get together to shake it off, be with fiends and generally .....

[Fence_Sitter]

drink lots of beer with the two hottest girls of cc.com...sk and anna and then capt. caveman brought out his baggie containing green...

[not_a_climber]

moldy underroos while the snaffles did some quick back of the envelope calculations on the half life of a cc.com thread and how short it takes for it to degenerate into a vortex of steady state of nullity, the side result of the calculation proving that Not A Climber actually climbs more than the other cc'rs. While snafflehounds are considered poor at math they were able to use several tables from old Pee-Chees in a massively parallel architecture to ultimately arrive at the fortold conclusion that...

[allthumbs]

the dude called "not a climber' was a wank and didn't have a fucking clue what he was talking about. There was nothing to do but fire up the bong and

[richard_noggin]

quote:

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Originally posted by Fence Sitter:

herpes cause DFA has a very odd yet strong attraction to snafflehounds...

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Dude you where out of sink and blew the crux

[richard_noggin]

fire up the bong and teach not a climber how to spray.

Meanwhile Trask was picking devils club splinters out for allison when....

[allison]

....my estranged husband, Captain Caveman, came upon us, and well, I guess I had some 'splainin' to do.

 

When he asked me what EXACTLY was going on, I said, meekly.....

[Fence_Sitter]

...but before allison could get a word out...cavey said "thank god i am rid of that broad" and he bought trask a large beer and sparked up a fatty joint in gratitude for finally ridding him of that....

[allison]

..rather challenging and intelligent woman who brought him to another social plateau. Cavey and Fence Sitter than scratched themselves and belched, while Trask phoned the escort service, which was the only place any of them could get dates. Fortunately for the other two, Trask had his handy credit card. Allison, meanwhile, had removed the last of the splinters, donned her shiny new Action Suit, and flew to her next engagement. She is currently living in Palm Springs with newly-divorced Brad Pitt, and has been seen at the fashionable Las Cazuelas, among other places, sporting a rather impressive new nose job. Friends near the source say, " it's about time!"

 

Meanwhile, back at Camp Misery, Trask, Fence, and Cavey are contemplating their next move.....

[richard_noggin]

Shall they spend their last few buck on gerbles, OE800 or dakine. Trask is for the gerbles FS votes for the OE800 the caveman grabs the money says no way it's DAKINE a fight breaks out trask hits cavey with da horse cock......

[Fence_Sitter]

and fence sitter fights for the honor of dakine and hit trask in the head with his #4 'lott and cavey takes the money and buys some of the most chronic green any cc/comer has ever smoked and everyone....

[richard_noggin]

for miles around could smell the purple hairy stank sticky doob a party soon ensued bringing in all the locals, Erik goes medieval on the muthafukas grabs the purple stank runs in the woods to play hide the hc with.....

 

[ 09-24-2002, 05:11 PM: Message edited by: richard noggin ]

[allison]

none other than the mighty Poptart....but WHO IS Poptart at the moment, hmmm....

 

and then later on, whilst reminiscing about some good times at band camp, they realized.....

[not_a_climber]

that Allison's nose looked alot like Brad Pitt's or rather how his nose used to look. It seems the plastic surgeon lacked any native talent and had thus relied on massive doses of general anethesia and 3 stitches to pull a clumsy switcherooie. Meanwhile Not A Climber who was seated in the back of a classroom at Bellevue CC working on his Spray Certification noticed someone across the aisle with a nose that looked oddly familiar...

[karen]

a very rare deadly form of syphyllis, and be forced to live out ones days on a desert island . with nothing to read except on copy of "Atlas Shrugged" and one CD of Jim Cary's movie " When Nature Calls". so I went to...

[vegetablebelay]

quote:

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Originally posted by karen:

a very rare deadly form of syphyllis, and be forced to live out ones days on a desert island . with nothing to read except on copy of "Atlas Shrugged" and one CD of Jim Cary's movie " When Nature Calls". so I went to...

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I think Karen thought this thread was only one page long.

[Dru]

Karen may be a scrambler but she obviously aint no sprayer.

[allthumbs]

WTF was that all aboot? I have to take a piss, excuse the spray.

[RobBob]

quote:

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Meanwhile Not A Climber who was seated in the back of a classroom at Bellevue CC working on his Spray Certification noticed someone across the aisle with a nose that looked oddly familiar...

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...someone with a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma...a steamy little...

[allthumbs]

trollip with looks that could kill and a bone-straightening set o' tatas...

[freeclimb9]

. . . it was Nicole.

Looking sharp despite being unemployed due to the recent UN ban on dwarf throwing. But that didn't stop her from . . .

[allthumbs]

running away with the Krueger Family Circus at Levenworthless. This was the perfect home for this little honey -- the home for vagabond, nerdowells, and ....