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Originally posted by freeclimb9:

First the Holland America's cruise ship Amsterdam and now the Disney Cruise Line ship Magic. Over 1,000 people with "stomach flu".

This has Al Qaeda written all over it.

Sure it doesn't have "disgruntled underpaid cruise ship employee(s)" written all over it?

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Most likely causes:

 

1. bad water supply (you heard about the state of the airline industry's water)

2. bad food item

3. 1. or 2., accelerated by a psychosomatic wave

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Dudes! There is certainly the possibility of terrorism in this incident. And even if it wasn't, I think just to be safe we should invade Iraq, drill the ANWR, bail out Enron, and repeal the first ammendment.

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Osama Bin Shittin in the water tank.

It's a conspiracy to deny middle-aged 'mericans from putting on a few pounds during their vacation. Those terrorists have no idea what hell is. Now those angry Republican contributors will start calling their congressman complaining that granny is shitting blood cause Ridge has been sleeping on the job. Code orange, people.

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Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing:

Maybe it was the Rajhneeshis and their wacky spray bottles of, what was it, e coli again?
[Eek!]

Perhaps you are referring to Dan Savage wiping his snot on doorknobs?

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I think its all courtesy of the de-regulated voluntary self testing regime now in place for the US meatpacking industry. Frankly, I'm shocked that DFA has not yet mentioned Fast Food Nation.

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quote:

Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing:

Maybe it was the Rajhneeshis and their wacky spray bottles of, what was it, e coli again?
[Eek!]

salmonella, actually. Aren't you from Antelope or wherever it was, DFA? Good thing they didnt target the Golden Trough. They could have crippled the climbing elite of the early 90s! [Roll Eyes]

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Originally posted by chucK:

Dudes! There is certainly the possibility of terrorism in this incident. And even if it wasn't, I think
just to be safe
we should invade Iraq, drill the ANWR, bail out Enron, and repeal the first ammendment.

Quit whining. You sound like a bitch. You probably voted for Bush anyway [laf]

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