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1. Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: The serial killer from Silence of the Lambs in the "tuck" scene (i.e. "I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me so hard").

 

2. An STD involving parasites and/or pus.

 

3. Viagra Man: A superhero in a blue leotard with a "V" emblazoned on his chest and a big woody in his Speedo.

 

4. The cast of Sex and the City: A group of female friends dressed in Prada and Manolo Blahniks.

 

5. French maid outfit.

 

6. Pubic hair on soap: A solid, pastel-colored outfit sprayed with some kind of fresh-scent perfume, with a piece of black yarn glued to the front in a squiggly pattern.

 

7. Camilla Parker-Bowles' tampon: Big ears, British accent, all-white outfit, red tie.

 

8. Pedophile: Dirty old man with a children's book and a boner.

 

9. The E.R. patient: A carrot sticking out of the seat of your pants (i.e. "I was just doing a little cooking and I slipped, doctor, I swear...").

 

10. The man who mistook his hat for a wife: Man (clothing optional) with a hat hanging over his package.

 

from Nerve.com

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